mystery jackson

I'm really like mystery Jackson's
Music.

I'm really like mystery Jackson's music.

by Latin homosexual April 12, 2019

Mystraw

a stupid straw john (from jacksfilms) is selling on his merch store

Person 1: Hey, have you see jacks new merch?
Person 2: Yeah. Its a Straw!
Person 3: a MyStraw :3

by SwapPaws August 3, 2019

Mystery snack

When you go down on someone but you're completely concealed by the blanket, making the snack mysterious for both parties.

Me: I had a mystery snack with this girl i met at the snack bar yesterday.

Friend: How was it??

Me: Very mysterious.

by Benims bror August 18, 2019

Mystery Blow Hole

The act of having the anus surprise fisted whilst receiving fellatio.

She performed a Mystery Blow hole on her boyfriend.

by Yellowyoshi September 7, 2019

Mystery arse

One with the smelly hole

Lucas you’ve some mystery arse

by Erniefella December 2, 2019

Mystery arse

Only used as a last resort when you have no come back

Shup you ya big smell
Response: You’re nun but a mystery arse

by Ernestas starch December 2, 2019

McSteamy

When you go to McDonalds and order a hot beverage and you have explosive, and intense diarrhea after enjoying your beverage.

David: "Hey you wanna go to McDonalds, dude?"
Jason: " Sorry dude, last time I went to McDonalds I got a beverage and had the worst McSteamy of my life."

David: "Dude, that's tough."

by NarcanTheHorseRaddish November 7, 2019