Puffin muncher

A Puffin muncher is one who enjoys eating puffins. puffin munchers can often be found throughout scandanavia and neighbouring islands such as iceland.

olaf - hey uri, look at that puffin, im gonna munch him.
uri - not if i get him first!

foreigner - damn that guy is one hefty puffin muncher

by puffin-muncher September 26, 2005

keeeebab muncher

one who licks on a girls doo-dar

Kelechi is a right keeeebab muncher

by john May 14, 2003

granola muncher

A cyclist, typically identified by spandex and exotic gear.

I was driving up on the mountain yesterday enjoying the curves, and there was this granola muncher half into my lane on one of the blind corners!

by 258tra May 28, 2016

swag-muncher

One who (particularly of younger age) takes the leftover bits of another person's (particularly older) swag in an ongoing game of Pacman-esque swag stealing. If you've ever seen a fish consume algae and other fishtank residue, you've seen the act of swagmunching far before it evolved into the common practice that it is today.

Expert in the art of Swag: Hey ladies how u doin
Swag-muncher: "sup" head gesture

Expert in the art of Swag: DAMNIT
fuckin swag-muncher

by swagetac May 14, 2011

cheese-muncher

One who has succesfully eaten enough cheese to kill themselves

The man died of cheese-munching

by tom pollock October 9, 2004

Cock Muncher

Somebody who munches penis or is just a plain ol' Chickenfucking-Asshole.

(Dude 1 spekaing to Dude 2). Hey, Asshole!

(Dude 2 speaking to Dude 1). Fuck Off, you Cock Muncher!

by His Royal Dudeness: Jake. December 16, 2008

lemon muncher

a fucking root
also: extremelly hot/good looking

damn, grant is such a lemon muncher

by *¿cat?* January 3, 2009