mockney

A dj or producer of the kind who lives in a satellite town outside the M25. Usually Kingston or Reading - occasionally he or she lives within the ring (Watford), but pretends to the throne of East End Cockneydom, for reasons of respect amongst fellow peers.

Don't give me none of that mockney Surreyboy bizniz you phoney fu**.

by Sandra Anderson May 24, 2003

To Kill a Mocking Bird

The bestest book ever!!!

My friend: I wouldn't expect a 13 year old girl to read those type of books to be honest

by ~LilGirl~ April 3, 2005

mocha ho

The hot biatches at most of the mocha stands through out the country

While flashing me her tits this morning the Mocha ho asked if I had some cream for her

by DTT January 21, 2007

Mock-Grinding

A type of dancing based off of grinding which was originally invented by Matt Buchler. It is like grinding, except you are doing a slow swaying motion much like in a normal slow dance, and also unlike conventional grinding, there is no sexually based contact involved.

"Wow, what is that couple doing?"
"They're mock-grinding!"
"Why?"
"Because they have morals!"

by Bumbafoo October 16, 2011

moctar sall

irrelevant bastard and lives in lonely lodge

loves: Sam, Keiran and jalen.
hates: isabella
in his spare time he likes to see how many niggers are in one store.

my name is moctar sall and i'm a bitch, and i hit Taylor with my ballz

by A guy2234 May 18, 2018

Mocks

The mocks are a practice test that all Irish students in third and sixth year take for preparation for there junior/ leaving cert. it’s all a fucking waste of everyone’s time and puts too much stress on everyone.

Teacher: Now don’t worry, it’s only the mocks!

Unfortunately, all teachers say this but in reality, they will beat you if you don’t do well 🤙
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by Robzfee29 January 31, 2019

mocha monster

Midgets massive cock

Midgets mocha monster frightened me when he slapped me with it.

by Sab <3 June 3, 2019