by Iamnotagod January 03, 2019
Michael most definitely has the biggest penis to ever exist, so big in fact that other men hide when hearing his name out of fear that their winkles might fall off at the sight of his camel tail.
by Fatwinkle July 18, 2018
Michael is a creepy guy so be careful approaching one. Personalities on Michaels can differ from a homosexual to a future psychopath. If you are in a relationship with a Michael or know one, keep a distance or find out there back story. You never know what there actions can lead to. If your miss or mr popular, take a massive step back from michaels for they can drag your reputation down faster than you can ran away from a Michael when he chases you home.
Bella: oh my god heather! A Michael just stole my money and squirting his face puss all over my arms!
Heather: I told you to stay away from michaels...
Heather: I told you to stay away from michaels...
by HeatherT February 26, 2014
A king fuckboy somebody who likes to cheat on a lot of girls and have sex woth ugly ass bitches nobody likes him he's a bag a shit and likes dick in his mouth and up his ass
by Person199 March 14, 2017
He's a selfish asshole who thinks the world revolves around him. He only cares about sex. But he has a great sense of humor.
by Jenna Bryant January 31, 2017