Michael

Would go gay for George Lucas and/or Jordan Bailey

"My boyfriend just pulled a total Michael! Who the fuck is Jordan Bailey?!?!"

by Bitcheetah August 26, 2010

Michael

A stuck up piece of dog dookie who thinks he is better than everyone else. Also a cancerous tumor faggot.

I fucking hate Michael, I wish he was a nugget so he would roll away

by Rowletkeeper92 June 11, 2018

Michael

A fucking retarded kid a fat ass loner

Michael

by Gaming opx plus July 31, 2019

Michael

Known to be very driven and can always sustain conversation no matter how lame the conversation or person, he also commonly has one of the largest penises of all men.

Damn, I'm so sore today because I spent the night with Michael!

by Stepphers March 4, 2017

Michael

Ratchet Hoodrat

everything Michael does it legit hoodrat

by Jb733848494 June 18, 2018

Michael

Sexy wit a big ass dick

Every one loves michael

by Hdyd March 25, 2019

Michael

The ideal boyfriend. Usually sporty, smart, and somewhat cocky. Extremely good looking and is liked by nearly everyone. Proud of who he is and what he can do. Tries to help people he is fond of. Has pretty eyes that shine when he's excited and a very cute nose. Can be pretty chill. Will do anything for a friend. Is an all around amazing guy. Michael is a sweet guy. He is pretty attractive. He can always make you laugh. He seems brave, but he is very sensitive. He believes he is never good enough, even tho he is. He is a huge flirt, and cocky to some girls. Loves to have fun and live life. Hates to see loved one feel down and will try anything to help. he is very smart but doesn't show it.

"He is sweet and caring, he must be a Michael."

Me: You're the best! Is your name Michael?
Sweet, Caring Guy: Yeah, I guess.

by woahm8chill May 14, 2019