i melon you

sweet like melon

i melon you babe

by jayxjfbi May 5, 2021

Flag

Get the i melon you mug.

yucky melon

Used to call out something or someone who is weird and disgusting, in a demure and cutesy way.

Bob : "Hey look at my new shirt"
Peter: "eww yucky melon "

by anonymous August 20, 2024

Flag

Get the yucky melon mug.

Loose Melons Mike

A guy who’s just really loose with his melons

Damn dude! You’re really being a loose melons Mike with that bag!!

by RealioBealio August 22, 2024

Flag

Get the Loose Melons Mike mug.

Melon Nelon

a brainrot word from tiktok

Person A: tells funny joke

Person B: "Get a load of this melon nelon"

by MonkeyNuggets🐒 December 3, 2024

Flag

Get the Melon Nelon mug.

Rusty Melon

When you're having sex with a woman and you put a clown horn butt plug into her butt so it honks with the rhythm as you have sex.

My wife loves a rusty melon

by Gator_4 December 6, 2024

Flag

Get the Rusty Melon mug.

A person totally obsessed with a Melanie, their brain practically a fruit salad of Melanie thoughts 24/7. Picture someone daydreaming about their fave Melanie’s smile, vibe, or that one time they said “hi” in the hallway, to the point their head’s basically a watermelon full of heart-eyes.

"Ever since meeting Melanie at the concert, Christopher’s been a total Melon Head, doodling her name in his notebook and blasting her favorite songs nonstop."

by The True Melon Head July 23, 2025

Flag