by among us gamer handsome February 26, 2024
Get the among us melonmug. by 1 to many June 21, 2023
Get the melonmug. Humorous phrase dat a guy utters to triumphantly/braggingly indicate his lack of difficulty in getting a buxom gal to let him play wif her boobs.
I first asked Tiffany if I could gently bury my face between her ample tits; once she allowed me to do dat and was feeling all warm and cuddly from my tender nuzzling, it was then totally "easy peasy melon squeezy" getting her to let me "put my hands where my face had been", especially since by then she was accustomed to having me make major physical contact wif her chest-pillowz.
by QuacksO April 1, 2021
Get the easy peasy melon squeezymug. A plant in the Plants vs. Zombies franchise which hurls melons at Zombies which can deal splash damage as well as dealing huge damage to them at a long-range distance.
"Getting 2 Melon-pults will allow me to pretty much defend any Zombie beside Football Zombies and Gargantuars."
by Otheruser325 January 15, 2023
Get the Melon-pultmug. "you proper melon!"
by Anarchy42073 September 2, 2022
Get the Melonmug. melon can be used to refer to someone who is stupid or foolish. not offensive so is commonly used in situations where someone wants to keep the language pg
by i love having no friends June 15, 2024
Get the melonmug. Abnormally large natural female breasts.
sweater puppets, boobs, tits, knockers, tig ol' bitties, meat hammers
sweater puppets, boobs, tits, knockers, tig ol' bitties, meat hammers
Suh dude was watchin' some gnar BBW porn last night and spanked one out to some quality skin melons.
by Bosco Biscuit August 24, 2016
Get the skin melonsmug.