dank mayo

That’s a dank mayo sandwich
by D3adpoolgirl February 21, 2018
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mayo ranger

Damn mayo ranger, give me a ticket for vandalizing plants.
by Van Diesel June 13, 2023
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cut the mayo

To not be capable of a basic task
This guy can’t cut the mayo.
by James Washburn March 28, 2024
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Hot Mayo

It's when you take roughly 100ml of mayo and a funnel, pour it in your bumhole through the funnel, and after ~10 minutes use the funnel in a reversed fashion, storing the "hot" mayo in a sock (for later use, if you plan to consume the hot mayo quick ofc, otherwise just hold it in your rectum for a much better experience).
Haha... accidently forgot to tie up my sock, and all of the delicious hot mayo spilled over me..
by Jacob53 April 16, 2019
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chicky mayo

McDonald's chicken and mayo burger.

Used to describe the feeling of how great $2 chicky mayo's can be.
So I stole money from the busker and managed to get $4. Best 2 chicky mayo's of my life.
by baby sigz corp October 21, 2014
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Mustard & Mayo Cherry Pie

A man with dick cheese (smegma) fucking a girl on her period and giving her a cream pie.
Guy 1: " I just gave Sarah a Mustard & Mayo Cherry Pie, it was amazing"
Guy 2: "Me and Lin should try it sometime.."
by creamycatsoup July 28, 2023
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Cheese and Mayo Sandwich

When 3 lesbians get together and scissor and at least one of them has an STD/STI or at least a yeast infection Hence the "Cheese"
You hear about Carly, Alex, and Jenny? Those three had a Cheese and Mayo Sandwich. One of em has herpes and one of em has a yeast infection and Alix is a squirter
by CheekyBooty February 28, 2021
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