A stupid ass bitch that no one likes, and everyone talks shit about him. He's a fake ass nigga, dates the ugliest girls. He's ugly and retarded . He disrespects girl and makes them feel insecure. He's a dickhead that no one fucking likes.
by cjecjejvjnvkrenvkfevklenvernvi February 24, 2019
Get the Maxmug. Max is a very nice person usually he always wears his chubacka sweater and he always swears his friends aren’t the greatest I don’t like the twig
by Who’s Yuri-tarded November 2, 2019
Get the Maxmug. by Ireallydontknow1 December 14, 2018
Get the Maxmug. Max is a boy with a mushroom dick that when put into the vagina the vagina will suddenly grow into a mushroom and then bop it comes in and rides on the female mushroom and then bop it yells “FUCK BOP ME HARDER” and maxs dick gets smaller by the second and his dick suddenly starts flopping around and then his dick starts singing “AMERICA AMERICAAAAA”
by Jade0907 February 16, 2018
Get the Maxmug. noun
Awkward, insecure, but cool on the d-low. He has a body of Greek gods, with a jawline that makes butchers knives look like play-dough, a stunning smile, and eyes that can swoon princesses. His abs makes BOTH boys and girls go wild, but he is a solid C- in the arse-grabbing department.
A lot of people have secret crushes on Max, but he is too shy to ask them the fuck out. He enjoys drinking, but even when completely shitfaced he does not display much courage.
Awkward, insecure, but cool on the d-low. He has a body of Greek gods, with a jawline that makes butchers knives look like play-dough, a stunning smile, and eyes that can swoon princesses. His abs makes BOTH boys and girls go wild, but he is a solid C- in the arse-grabbing department.
A lot of people have secret crushes on Max, but he is too shy to ask them the fuck out. He enjoys drinking, but even when completely shitfaced he does not display much courage.
by InvertedVagina April 15, 2019
Get the Maxmug. by littlepp22 January 26, 2019
Get the Maxmug. Max is the most cute, handsome, loving and sweet guy you'll meet with the most beautiful soul and a scrumptious booty! you'll fall hard for his unbelievable sense of humour. He has the ability to make anyone laugh even in the worst of moods and no matter how hard to try to reject him he'll always be there waiting for you to welcome him with open arms.. it's a blessing and a curse. He fuck's up a lot and isn't always the most truthful but he'll always love you. Don't trust anyone 100% and maybe trust max's a little less. A Max will care for animals often more than he cares for humans but will happily welcome his girlfriend into his family without a second thought.
A Max always has time for hugs and time to show you the love and attention you want/need just not always at the right times. I hope that everyone gets to meet a Max one day because they're the best person i've ever known and i wish that happiness upon everyone!
A Max always has time for hugs and time to show you the love and attention you want/need just not always at the right times. I hope that everyone gets to meet a Max one day because they're the best person i've ever known and i wish that happiness upon everyone!
by lovelycookie June 25, 2018
Get the Maxmug.