Max is a boy with a mushroom dick that when put into the vagina the vagina will suddenly grow into a mushroom and then bop it comes in and rides on the female mushroom and then bop it yells “FUCK BOP ME HARDER” and maxs dick gets smaller by the second and his dick suddenly starts flopping around and then his dick starts singing “AMERICA AMERICAAAAA”
by Jade0907 February 16, 2018
Get the Maxmug. by The Handmade Hero April 2, 2019
Get the Maxmug. by JohnSmithLovesAlcohol May 20, 2019
Get the Maxmug. by littlepp22 January 26, 2019
Get the Maxmug. Get the Maxmug. noun
Awkward, insecure, but cool on the d-low. He has a body of Greek gods, with a jawline that makes butchers knives look like play-dough, a stunning smile, and eyes that can swoon princesses. His abs makes BOTH boys and girls go wild, but he is a solid C- in the arse-grabbing department.
A lot of people have secret crushes on Max, but he is too shy to ask them the fuck out. He enjoys drinking, but even when completely shitfaced he does not display much courage.
Awkward, insecure, but cool on the d-low. He has a body of Greek gods, with a jawline that makes butchers knives look like play-dough, a stunning smile, and eyes that can swoon princesses. His abs makes BOTH boys and girls go wild, but he is a solid C- in the arse-grabbing department.
A lot of people have secret crushes on Max, but he is too shy to ask them the fuck out. He enjoys drinking, but even when completely shitfaced he does not display much courage.
by InvertedVagina April 15, 2019
Get the Maxmug. by Taberisgay42 October 18, 2019
Get the Maxmug.