Matthew Ryan Fleming

1)This boy has a tiny penis. Most people can't even see it. No one really wants to. 2) He looks like a really really ugly version of john lenon. 3) Didnt graduate highschool because the teachers couldn't stand to look at him for more than 5 seconds. 4) Doesnt shower. 5) Spends entire life on Xbox live. 6) gives girls fake pictures on his xbox live account because he knows himself, he is just so disgusting. 7) He is fat. 8) He dated a girl that looked like his sister. 9) He thinks hes really tough, and tells people he works out. When in reality he just masturbates and play games. 10) Oh, and he has a tiny penis. If i hadnt mentioned it before.

"hey matthew ryan fleming wanna hang out?" "sorry man, I have to go play xbox live because i have no life" (this isnt even a correct example because he has no friends)

by idcay June 17, 2011

Matthew

Really cute, very sweet guy. He's the best guy friend a girl could ask for! He listens to your constant complaints, never judges you, is okay with being weird with you, and is just about perfect. He would be an ideal boyfriend! When he likes a girl, he leaves her cute notes and thoughtful presents. The only bad thing about Matthew is that it's way too easy to fall in love with him. <3

Girl 1: Oh my gosh, I just got Matthew's number!! He seems like he might like me!

Girl 2: Awesome! Keep me posted!

Next Week:

Girl 1: I think I'm in love... :(

Girl 2: Why is that bad??

Girl 1: He likes another girl! I thought he actually liked me. I guess he was just being sweet. *sigh*

by HaiImAwkward January 20, 2013

Matthew

Someone who cannot make a full roast he just tries and gets laughed at

Matthew: Youre the type of guy to... Uh.... Uhhhhh..... I need to go

by Matthewsucksweewee July 21, 2017

Matthew

To do a Matthew means to forget to bring your shorts when going swimming

"Hey where's your shorts?"
"Oh shit i forgot them, I can't believe I did a Matthew!"

by Nick fury May 9, 2013

Matthew

A nice, athletic, and funny person, also annoying sometimes and gets lots of girls. The antonym of ugly.

Hey, I met a Matthew yesterday, he's a cutie.

by Matty likes phatty January 28, 2018

Matthew

Matthew is a really smart male who loves to read but is also slightly competitive he's into sports and loves to hang out with his friends. He can seem a bit rude at first but in time he grows to be really kind with a hint of humor. He always has a way of making you happy but doesn't like too much responsibility,

Wow, that guy reading looks like a Matthew

by p¡nk May 28, 2017

Matthew

Matthew is a sexy mother fucker with an amazing 8 pack and muscles,he has already found his true love and never wants to let her go.Matthew is a charming lad with a great personality and he is easy to get lady’s attention.Matthew is unique and different.Any girl is lucky to have Matthew because he will love them till he dies.

“Darn have you seen Matthew today he is looking gorgeous “

by Toolhsdlz sls December 15, 2017