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maximus sleek

a boy who will love endlessly. he cares for people like no other, immediately makes the best impression, and can never leave your heart. probably has the worlds fluffiest hair, and beautiful eyes. loves yellow and cuddles.
“Wow, I’m so lucky to have Maximus Sleek in my life. i’ll love him forever
by motigers November 23, 2021
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Maximus

The Spaniard, a real gladiator. He is in peak-human physique, is an expert swordsman and hand-to-hand combatant, has excellent intelligenceand a master military strategist. Loves his family, and enjoys fighting his enemies.
My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the TRUE emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
by Ryhethse November 24, 2021
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Maximus, hes the biggest rat. Mus in swedish is rat. And you know what we say about rats, smallest cock on earth
Maximus, is that not the ass mucle
by Smackman. November 24, 2021
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MAXIMUS!!!

Good intentioned. Very dumb. Impulsive. Mysterious, but goofy. Optimistic. Probably a Sanguine-Melancholic. Handsome, slim, has realy bad hair, and is well endowed. As a friend of his, I would know all of this?
How do I confess to Maximus?
I don’t know.
I’ll never be able to tell him!
Don’t worry I’ll call him for you.
What?!
MAXIMUS!!!
by ✨Random Stranger ✨ February 4, 2022
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Maximus

Maximus is a ugly guy. Hes a big jerk and hes rude! He has a pig snout occasionally a white cracker and believes in his White supremacy... He is a guy who hates furries and LGBTQ+. Maximus is a gut who you NEVER want to get involved with. He has pretty good comebacks have to admit but hes still a big JERK!
Girl: Can you help me with something?
Maximus: Shut yo bitch ass up.
by k_p_op March 25, 2022
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Maximum Viable Bureaucracy (Max VB)

Maximum Viable Bureaucracy refers to a process or agency that does its best to complicate and confuse what should be a straight forward action. Antonym of “efficient” and “expedient.”
Manually entering the same new hire data in a Sharepoint site, spread sheet and attached email form shows the U.S Postal Service operates on a Maximum Viable Bureaucracy (Max VB) philosophy.
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Maximum Viable Bureaucracy (Max VB)

Maximum Viable Bureaucracy refers to a process or agency that does its best to complicate and confuse what should be a straight forward action. Antonym of “efficient” and “expedient.”
Manually entering the same new hire data in a Sharepoint site, spread sheet and attached email form shows the U.S Postal Service operates on a Maximum Viable Bureaucracy (Max VB) philosophy.
by anonymous April 12, 2022
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