Account Managers

A team comprised of individual contributors within an organization. The primary goal of an Account Manager is to retain clients, provide services on a daily basis, and grow the account.

A group of Account Managers is commonly referred to as a Herd.

You better finish that donut before a herd of Account Managers come through.

by franklydave June 28, 2017

Back Seat Manager

A Back Seat Manager is a toxic employee who does not have any authority and continually over inserts themselves on every process and decision that impact everyone else except themselves.

Johnny was quite the back seat manager in today's staff meeting

by UnkownUser1234 May 23, 2023

design management

Bullshit study made to exploit naïve, hipster retards.

I'm a design management student.

by DMI Student February 20, 2014

Early Grave Management/ E.G.M

E.G.M also know as Early Grave Management was Founded By ( kE & bZ ) YOU PLAY YOU LAY it’s that simple I mean it’s right in the name earl-lee gray-ve man-a-ge-ment

- their names are spelled backwards for the slow ones

Aye boy you heard bout E.G.M ya ass bet not get caught lacking on soul on my kids yo grave gon get managed early - some wise old man

Early Grave Management/ E.G.M

by Some Wise Old Man June 14, 2022

Friend Management

The act of coordinating who you invite to hang out with when you have multiple circles of friends with varying personalities that often clash, or individuals within the groups have beef with each other.

Ben wants to hang out tonight, but I'm going to Katelin's party and they don't get along. While I love both of them, I'll have to use my friend management skills to prevent drama from erupting.

by aswimmer23 April 24, 2015

Ryder Managed

You're fucked!

Bro, that's now a Ryder Managed lane...YOU'RE FUCKED!

by Capt. Kilgore August 2, 2019

manager of ideas

Customers at nightclubs who assume this position have free reign to redesign the club to their liking and also all the bouncers must follow their orders.

Dom appointed himself the manager of ideas at the velvet dog and thus the bouncer did not kick him out of the club when he put a plant in the toilet bowel.

by Andy March 14, 2005