Macy

A blonde that has no common sense and is pretty dumb. You may mistake her for a horse when you first see her and she has an underbite when she laughs. But she can be a good friend if you give her a sugar cube. These are normally for Macy's that have the last name cardwell. Also they normally fall in love with guys named steven. Or someone with the nickname eof big nasty. All Macy's have crusty faces and necks.

EW look at that girl she must be a Macy

EW did that girl just gallop she must be a Macy

That girl has a putrid stinch coming off her she must be a Macy

by Reds0014 October 23, 2014

Macgyver

Pocketknife. The multi-function Swiss type.

"Can't open this can of beans."
"Here, use my MacGyver."

by magnus August 17, 2003

Macy

A pig faced kind of girl that usually has a disability and is known for having herpes, she has a horrible body and is known for eating a lot of dolphin.

Woah that girl looks rank! Must be a Macy.

by Giddian January 24, 2014

Macgyver

The act of pulling a '69 Flamethrower' on any person that puts a thumbs down on the definition of the '69 flamethrower'. It involves a paper clip, a binder clip, a piece of gum, and left handed page spreader covered in 24 Karat gold.

Big Rhonda- What do you mean someone put a thumbs down on the '69 Flamethrower?!!?

Chocolate Chip Clam Dip- What do YOU mean someone put a thumbs down on the '69 Flamethrower'?!!?

Big Rhonda- I am going to pull a Macgyver on anyone that puts a thumbs down on the 69 flamethrower!

Chocolate Chip Clam Dip- Yeah it happened.

Big Rhonda- HUUHH?!!?

by I am back May 15, 2010

Macgyvered Her

When one uses household objects, tools, and unconventional objects to get his girl off. i.e. milk i.e. hamper i.e. flyswatter i.e. WD-40 i.e butter i.e vegetables. The trick is they cannot be used solo and have to create unthinkable success of a home-run magnitude.

I heard Shanasty wailing in ecstasy and flapping like a cat in heat from her tent at the campout--Raul totally Macgyvered her with that Marshmallow encrusted road flare attached to a battery powered Winnie the Poo toothbrush shaft with Double D batteries...then he made the emergency reflective blanket into a make shift condom with an asparagus rubber band and it was fire-breathing GO TIME!

by Dirty JJJ March 28, 2011

maceychan

slayer of the children keeper of the crackheads also one handsome individual known to enjoy long walks on the beach and a lover dogs

woah your a maceychan fk

by ezpeezy123 May 8, 2011

MaClover

The nickname for the most cramped, hottest/coldest room closest to the bathroom and furthest from the stairs room in Hill College House is MaClover. Obviously the most wanted room on campus.

Teddy: dude, I can't wait to get into hill. I want a huge room.
Martin: LOLJK, I want MaClover

by Thatoneguyoverthere.. May 24, 2011