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taziki mustache

a. (n) The result of biting into a juicy gyro and getting taziki sauce on your mustache.

b. (v) The act of going down on a Greek chick.
a. Taki got a total Taziki Mustache at that Greek cafe yesterday.

b. Taki hooked up with that Greek chick and gave her a total Taziki Mustache! Oopah!
by Poison Lunch November 30, 2010
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middle line backer for the mustaches

a beastly girl with a happy trail and moustache
bill: ugh look at that beastly girl
pete:huh shes a middle line backer for the mustaches
by jayfeather123 June 22, 2010
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gatorade mustache

When you lick your upper lip and get a red line around it. Like when you drink red gatorade, and get a little red line. It looks like that exept it stays on your face. UNless you use chapstick
Damn, that girl's gatorade mustache is a totaly turnoff!
by samual December 29, 2007
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pimply mustache

A mustache that covers a bunch of pimples.
Shit Jeff, that is a nasty pimply mustache.
by amoneybitch December 9, 2008
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Pinocchio Mustache

The long, unkempt pubic hair above a male's genitalia, resembling Pinocchio's nose whenever an erection occurs.
"Collin, your Pinocchio Mustache is brushing my face" said Sheila
by Golfboys15 March 6, 2013
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Ride the mustache

A seemingly innocuous app-driven cab ride from a private vehicle emblazoned with a large pink mustache on the grille, sometimes involving minor parked detours allowing passengers, generally female, to sit astride the driver, generally handsome and customer service-oriented, for some quicky cunnilingous.
I was meeting my man at a bar downtown and caught a ride in one of those cabs with the pink mustache. The driver was so fun, I asked, shyly, if I could ride the mustache.

I smiled all through dinner.
by Word finder January 2, 2014
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monkey mustache

When someone shaves your face to look like a monkey tail. It requires facial hair like a chinstrap and a mustache that is able to connect to the bottom of the face.

Created by Ma Dukes.
There are no examples.

Just google monkey mustache for images.
by Sir Prize69 January 16, 2014
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