matthew sturniolo

matthew sturniolo is a good reason to live. a reason to smile. i reason to be happy.

matthew sturniolo is my happiness

by Uwugirl191935 April 17, 2023

Matthew Robinson

A very large big scary white man who intimidates all that surround him.

Hey, why are you such a Matthew Robinson Today. It's scary

by Waterfall's Cat March 25, 2022

Matthew Roth

That one druggie high school dropout who's really smart but really fucking dumb at the same time. He's a huge crackhead, and is probably high on ten different drugs as we speak. He goes by "Matt" and likes to surf with his girlfriend named Sara but can barely catch a wave. His alcohol tolerance is ridiculously high and he should have died a really long time ago. Even though he's 18, he lives with his parents and works at a couple nerd jobs which help him earn the money to take his girlfriend to dinner so he doesn't have to steal it. If you meet Matthew in person, he will probably try to sell you some stolen vodka and cheap crack- beware.

I was hanging out with Matt Roth the other day. Did you know that the first time he smoked weed was when he was 5?

Have you heard of that kid Matthew who dropped out last year? What a fucking crackhead.
ABC news: High schooler: "Matthew Roth" streaks across a local football field for clout.

by shitrabbit November 21, 2019

Nicholas Matthews

the lead singer of the band Get Scared. hotter than Taco Bell's Fire Sauce.

Omfg Nicholas Matthews is the hottest, most talented, best singer in the music scene

by angsty_agender August 12, 2018

matthew thiessen

probably has one of the best vocal rages ever. 6'3"
light blonde/brown curly hair. member of relient k, lead singer. has dated katy perry. amazing musician and composer. played warped tour twice. Christian. born in canada then moved to canton ohio when he was six after his parents divorced. just all around a cutie, who is amazingly talented: 11 instruments!

wow, matthew thiessen is so amazing!!

by e.l.loves March 8, 2009

Matthew DeLeon

He is funny

cute

He is weird but in a very good way

He and his brother look alike

He will make you laugh though the toughest times

He is pretty attractive inside and out

He is one of the best guy friends that i am lucky to have met

Thanks Matthew DeLeon

by S.A.V.A.G.E February 7, 2020

Matthew McConaughey It

the act of doing everyday things shirtless when its completely unnecessary.

Guy#1: Dam, does Todd own a shirt?
Guy#2: I know... I've never seen anyone Matthew McConaughey It while singing christmas carols.

by NewEnglandClamChowder December 16, 2009