Matherbation

When doing math homework you realize how pointless it is and start masturbating.

Cody stopped his algebra 2 homework and decided that matherbation was the much better activity.

by Mr.Redbeard April 18, 2010

materti

I f.ck you mother i yugoslavenian

materti u dupe majmune glupi, pizda ti materina

by Vost September 8, 2007

material thickness

(adj.) 1. Description of a voluptuous woman, whether it is a nice juicy big booty or a nice set of jugs or a combination thereof.

(adj.) 2. Description of a female that has got the curves in all the right places, similar to that of Vida Guerra. Not to be used for description of females under 120 lbs.

scenario #1: Hey check the material thickness on Suzie, she has got it goin' on!

scenario #2: (for the fatties, comparable to Rosanne or Christie Alley before the weight loss) DAMN! look at that chick, that like 4 inch material thickness!!

scenario #3: (for the hotties, comparable to Beyonce Knowles or Vida Guerra) Man, Vida Guerra has got 3/16" material thickness going on, and then you look at her ass and it like POW 1/2" material thickness.

by El Magico July 2, 2007

Materialistic satanism

A type of satanism that believes there is not supernatural beings or an afterlife. When you die that's it. It is adversal to christianity and other religions. It most famous group is the church of satan started by Anton Lavey.
They believe that lust ,greed and all the other emotions are natural to humanity and should be embraced.

John is into materialistic satanism.

by Deep blue 2012 January 14, 2010

Leaky Dick Material

When a hot woman walks by and makes your Dick leak a little bit.

That beatch is so hot, she's Leaky Dick Material.

Damn, that woman that just walked by made my dick leak!

by mjh79 December 14, 2009

Tatey Masher Torture Tool

A device that is used when people need to go to the toilet either for a shit or a piss and u dont let them, u take the tatey masher and stab their belly causing them to do their business there and then.
Great Party Trick :D

Someone tells u they need the toliet, u ascort them to the tatey masher torture tool and stab them unexpectedly!

by Asterix September 30, 2005

hailie jade MATHERS

a part of the finest man to ever walk this earth. I'm a big fan of hai-hai and her daddy. I'd hang with Bonnie & Clyde anytime. Hey EM I'll be hailie's new mommy!!!! I Love You!!!!!

p.s. don't dog kim too bad after all she did make one of the most beautiful kids in the world with the sexiest man ever. DON'T HATE LOL

by BRANDY November 30, 2003