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logger

Someone who spends nearly all their time logged onto a pc or the internet.
You are a logger, because you log on!
by The Logger March 8, 2008
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dick logger

One who takes a cigar cutter and puts it up their Vagina, then when one comes to have sex with them they get their dick cut off, since the logger would have an electronic device to initiate the cutting. Therefore the person with the cutter up their Vagina is a logger of dicks.

If you are too dumb to understand analogies, then go die.
lumberjack is to logging trees as dick logger is to logging dicks.
by battaglia RULES!!!!! December 13, 2006
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lingers

A girl who you can insert 6 fingers into
you should go for her, she's a six-fingers lingers
by charlie_chalks March 25, 2009
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Longdrive

Getting that shlong .
Getting that D in your mans car.
A long drive gettin the sum dick.
A long car ride and dick ride.
Ammar:wanna go for a longdrive ?
Lyn: yesss
by Notxaii June 16, 2018
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Loggers

When your see a poggers but it's a log that's loggers
Loggers is log
by Fartman42069420 January 26, 2021
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Lincoln Logger

n.

A violent pseudo-sexual act in which one defecates on the blunt side of an axe, and proceeds to strike another person wit said poop-imbued tool.
Often considered a symbol of carnal-based pleasure, lincoln logging is recommended for any small group social situations including, but not limited to: game nights, group therapy, church, grocery store lines, family dinners, holiday parties, and small-scale orgies.

Verb- Lincoln Logging
"Gee golly, did that man just offer me a lincoln logger? I should have accepted his offer!"

"My oh my! I can't wait to get home and start lincoln logging my wife and kids!"
by Schaft November 15, 2013
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lingerie

A common sexy underwear, mainly worn by women or Stuey. Stuey is a top-class defender playing for the mighty Jocks. He can also be seen defacing signs on the Green Street roundabout with the Leitch (beast of Jersey).
Alright bird? Are you gonna wear that sexy Stuey Lingerie I bought you last week ya dirty lickle bitch.
by Dave Matthews (Selleck, Squeak) December 28, 2005
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