by funnyjokesalot September 19, 2012
Get the Liquid Numbmug. by Tilbo October 18, 2004
Get the Liquid Bitchmug. In North Dakota, a liquid cocaine is a drink made of 1-2 parts Amaretto, 1 part Yukon Jack, and 1 part Southern Comfort. A splash of pineapple juice is added, along with 1-3 shots of orange juice (depending on how strong you want it). Once this is complete, grenadine and cream are added untill it gets a pink color.
These are dangerous drinks, capable of causing anything from heartburn to projectile vomitting if consumed in excess. I've found that two of them is enough to get me good and buzzed without making me sick.
In some (most) places, the juices and cream are omitted, and the drink is put into a triple-shot glass. While those would circumvent the stomach problems of acids and curdled cream, they taste like absolute shit, and you're better off with a Guiness.
These are dangerous drinks, capable of causing anything from heartburn to projectile vomitting if consumed in excess. I've found that two of them is enough to get me good and buzzed without making me sick.
In some (most) places, the juices and cream are omitted, and the drink is put into a triple-shot glass. While those would circumvent the stomach problems of acids and curdled cream, they taste like absolute shit, and you're better off with a Guiness.
by krootons February 3, 2005
Get the liquid cocainemug. The application of semen over a minor cut or scrape. When allowed to dry properly, it will stop the bleeding, reduce the pain and help to create the optimal environment of healing for the wound.
Last night, it got a little rough. She cut her forehead open on some of the broken glass on the floor. Out of concern, he flipped her over, held her down and applied the liquid bandage. Five minutes later, after the bandage had set, her wound was safe from infection- so he let her go.
by K-12 November 10, 2008
Get the Liquid Bandagemug. The weekend before college students go on Thanksgiving break, where everyone is intent on getting super hammered because they're in the spirit of gluttony and they won't see their friends for the next two weekends.
Man, that junior picked up fifths of Goldschlager, Bailey's, Smirnoff Vodka, and Jose Cuervo, handles of Captain Morgan and 5 O'Clock Vodka, and a big thing o' wine. I still don't think we're ready for Liquid Thanksgiving.
by AnthoSaint December 2, 2007
Get the liquid thanksgivingmug. As he climaxed to the height of the mountain of pleasure an uncontrollable amount of liquid passion came into the picture.
by HRVJCB May 20, 2011
Get the Liquid Passionmug. by freshMint November 28, 2009
Get the Liquid Cheesemug.