Sir Mike Lewis

Hi, I'm Mike Lewis. I'm here to talk about our lord and savior Martin the GEICO Gecko. He preaches to us our daily prayer, stating that 15 minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance. Vote Mike Lewis as your next Presdident of U.S.A. (United Sheds of America).

Aliases:
-GEICO Insurance Pope
-Candidate for the Faux Educational and School-Directed Student Body Presidency for the year of 2022.

-Dean/Director/Principal/Father Founder of the Sheboigan Wisconsin Academy of Gaming/Gamers (S.W.A.G. Institution)
-Founder of Squirrel With Cool Sunglasses and a Top Hat
-Was rightfully knighted by the Home Depot Excecutive Board after successfully selling over 1.8 billion environmentally friendly sheds in the course of 2 months

"Swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag."
-Sir Mike Lewis.

by Sir Mike Lewis March 29, 2022

Lewis from TDK

Lewis is one of the best person in the world, but he gets super horny from amine bitches, but he is a cool guy if you get to know him also little hot, but we're not going speak on that shit bruh

Serc: anyone knows who that guy gets horny of amine bitches

Earth: Sup fuckers

Carl: Sup fucker

South: Yeah i know what you're talking about Lewis from TDK Right

Serc: Yeah that person he such a weirdo

by Kekeoserc October 18, 2020

huey lewis

A complete douche. Everyones worst nightmare in vinyl format, especially played on sunny Sundays after church, before watching American Gladiators, and after the UPN50 12:00 movie, generally Robocop.

You know, your mom and I went to see Huey Lewis at Harpos when she was pregnant with your sister! Heh, it was great (but it really wasn't).

by Repeatclicks May 15, 2007

lewis gorman

someone with a very small dick (penis)
he likes to cut off his eyebrows and likes to eat pens for a living

apparently he is not gayyyy and he did not follow through

lewis gorman has a small penis with no eyebrows

by lewis bin December 14, 2016

Chincy Lewis Disease

A human that is known for being reluctant when spending ones own money.

“Why isn’t he drinking his own beer?”
“He has Chincy Lewis Disease”

by maccam September 3, 2021

its lewis tv

A dog shit fnaf streamer who simps for its Connor TV, leader of stream team, has fanfic about him and its Connor TV, memeuolous b-tech.

Person 1: you heard of its Lewis TV?
Person 2: you mean that b-tech memeuolous?
Person 1: yeah!

by Stupid piss poo October 9, 2020

jerry lewis' buttcrack

a slab of mold in between two buns - otherwise known as a poor man's peanut butter sandwich.

When I lived on the streets a few years ago, i lived off of jerry lewis' buttcrack.

by Joeyouknow March 27, 2011