Meat Lettuce

Thick soggy puss

Bro I got with this big sweaty chick last night and she had some gnarly meat lettuce.

by Yarnce July 16, 2021

Limp lettuce

When you become limp during sex

I was only limp lettuces one

by Dxddy1234 November 19, 2019

Baby Chokin on a Lettuce

A 30 second song by song artist/youtuber Mole Nugget.

Mole Nugget wrote Baby Chokin on a Lettuce.

by MurrayBall January 19, 2020

Lettuce

A supreme vegetable that must be blessed by all.

I love lettuce, sO mUcH bEtTer tHaN CABBAGES!!!! owo

by roses&blood November 11, 2019

lettucing

tally hall

joe hawley: "lettucing lettucing lettucing lettucing lettucing lettucing"

by jacktheclown February 17, 2024

Lettuce poppin

Similar to pussy poppin. Discreetly explaining you just had sex, but you can say it around your grandma and she won't understand.

Grandma: where were you last night?
Pat: I was just out lettuce poppin, gam gam.
Grandma: oh good, I was worried you were getting up to no good.
Pat: *winks*

by Buggers4 May 15, 2016

lettuce

in baltimore when a guy who plays lacrosse has long hair in the back and shorter hair in the front.

"Ayye your lettuce is long asf!!"

by jerry russo May 30, 2018