squashua lettuce

a person who smiles alot and is fat who thinks hes very smart but hes not that smart and for some reason woman love his cabbage patch

guy:damn did you see that (squashua lettuce)

Freeman: yea he sure isnt smart

chris:yea and hes always happy for some reason. whats he smiling aboot?

guy: yea thats a (squashua lettuce) for yea

chick:yea but what about his wanton tickle montser?

by XIkrauserIX May 19, 2010

Wet lettuce

Someone called Peter who wears his headset all the time

Peter is such a wet lettuce, look at his wimpy headphones

by Muscualr Crab December 8, 2023

lettuce

when you get caught watching porn by your grandmothers pet monkey

"man i just lettuce"

by Snuugle July 3, 2022

dropping lettuce

A purposefully ambiguous term that can be substituted for any sexual/drug related saying.

Shit mayne, wanna head on up to the garage apartment start dropping lettuce?

by Smidget and Company July 3, 2008

Sea of lettuce

Sea of lettuce is shit

-Hey I like sea of lettuce
-Nah

by creasers2020 March 14, 2021

Space lettuce

A strain of weed. The dankest of dank

I puffed some space lettuce and I’m higher than a giraffes pussy

by Hound dawg December 11, 2017

lettuce

in baltimore when a guy who plays lacrosse has long hair in the back and shorter hair in the front.

"Ayye your lettuce is long asf!!"

by jerry russo May 30, 2018