when your a extreme vegetarian, and all you do is eat vegetables, and shit broccoli as well.
It wont be the mushy broccoli with doo doo stuff, its a full clean, already harvest broccoli out of your anus.
It wont be the mushy broccoli with doo doo stuff, its a full clean, already harvest broccoli out of your anus.
by The master of bucket in water October 12, 2016

by Fat Asian69eatspoop February 9, 2021

by tjar0laxin April 7, 2017

Similar to the phrase "let us pray" but rather "lettuce dildo" it is often stated to mark the beginning of a rather large orgy.
Adam begins, "I would like to welcome everyone to this 8 person orgy", Adam then holds up the dildo with both hands and states, "lettuce dildo" To which marks the official beginning of the orgy.
by Ohfuckthat11 October 3, 2017

by Ewilly April 22, 2020

A term for putting chips on a sandwich, usually Doritos however any chip works. It gives a similar crunch to lettuce but is not nearly as healthy.
“I had a great day in the pool! I can’t wait to have a ham sandwich with some fatmans lettuce and mustard on it”
by Brisk00 July 30, 2022
