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Lettuce Man

when your a extreme vegetarian, and all you do is eat vegetables, and shit broccoli as well.

It wont be the mushy broccoli with doo doo stuff, its a full clean, already harvest broccoli out of your anus.
hey man, you want a lettuce man on your face,or what. Because i want one.
by The master of bucket in water October 12, 2016
mugGet the Lettuce Manmug.

Burger King foot lettuce

Delicious frickn lettuce made by yours truly feet

I like 68 Good rapper
Oh wow that’s good Burger King foot lettuce
by Fat Asian69eatspoop February 9, 2021
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homosexual lettuce

A common insult. See cunt or idiot.
Me:Hey that sounds cool.

Her:9No its not cool you homosexual lettuce.
by tjar0laxin April 7, 2017
mugGet the homosexual lettucemug.

Lettuce

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by DieselDeletus December 15, 2022
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Lettuce Dildo

Similar to the phrase "let us pray" but rather "lettuce dildo" it is often stated to mark the beginning of a rather large orgy.
Adam begins, "I would like to welcome everyone to this 8 person orgy", Adam then holds up the dildo with both hands and states, "lettuce dildo" To which marks the official beginning of the orgy.
by Ohfuckthat11 October 3, 2017
mugGet the Lettuce Dildomug.

Lettuce

Lettuce is a green and wet just like me.
This lettuce is as good as your ass.
by Ewilly April 22, 2020
mugGet the Lettucemug.

Fatmans lettuce

A term for putting chips on a sandwich, usually Doritos however any chip works. It gives a similar crunch to lettuce but is not nearly as healthy.
“I had a great day in the pool! I can’t wait to have a ham sandwich with some fatmans lettuce and mustard on it”
by Brisk00 July 30, 2022
mugGet the Fatmans lettucemug.

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