chew on tea leaves

when you try to do something but you miss the whole point.

derivation: When you brew tea but forget the hot water. (an exaggeration but thats the point i guess)

me: *editing someone's analytical essay*
Someone: What do you think?
me: Bruh you make a huge claim by saying that Fitzgerald's detail about the green light signifies innocence but you didn't explain any of it. You just sort of dropped the claim in the paragraph. Ur making me chew on tea leaves here buddy.

by ahlaaron April 14, 2019

leave! the door

telling someone to leave or get out, the door indicating walk out the door.

someone irrelevant: *walks in*
samantha: leave! the door *points to door*

by hmmmm...🤣 June 11, 2019

leave! the door.

something you say when someone not important says something or just their presence is near.

person not important - hey gu-
everyone else - leave! the door.

by hmmmm...🤣 June 11, 2019

Squeeze and leave

Similar to dine and dash. Squeeze and leave is when you take a poop and do not wipe.

Person 1: Hurry! We have to leave right now
Person 2: Okay i just did a squeeze and leave we can go

by Lord of fartz August 7, 2019

leave if you want

i’m not forcing you to stay

you can leave me behind if thats what you truly wish for

“Though I would love for you to stay, leave if you want.”

by Izaguirre September 10, 2019

Leave town

A phrase used when someone says something hella annoying and u want them to fuck off

Todd: hey man, did u watch river dale last night?? I don’t ship Betty and Archie even a little.
Jeremy: bro leave town barchie for life

by Sam.Bit April 23, 2018

leaving our feelings in the glove box

Putting our feelings aside and staying friends.

We leaving our feelings in the glove box right?

by Emissjane May 1, 2018