lavanya

Karens of India

Cashier: Hello ma'am what's the problem?
Lavanya: I want to talk to the manager.

by MussaddiLal February 3, 2021

Alabama Lavan

A disturbing sex act in which a wasteman (see 'wasteman') pleasures a cat with a spoon handle, whilst masturbating furiously and finally ejaculating on the cats back. This ejaculate is then rubbed into the fur, causing the cats fur to resemble the hair of the wasteman!

Person A: What did Tom get up to last night?
Person B: I heard that he stayed at home with his cat and performed an Alabama Lavan!
Person A: That's so wrong!

by Lavan Lovescats June 28, 2008

lavahound

The lava hound is a legendary card in clash royale. It is very shit alone, but paired with balloon makes it broken. If you use lava hound with balloon you will die a virgin because no one wants to fuck someone who has no ballls

My clan is cursed with only getting lavahounds in clan wars.

by Clash royale definitions June 20, 2021

Lavanya

Best person who will know everything about you and you will risk your life to get her. Lavanya word posses most charming, amazing, intelligent character

Lavanya is behind you

by Siririe December 2, 2021

Lavafied

When someone or something becomes covered in Lava and it cools forming a statue they are Lavafied.

The people of Pompeii were Lavafied after Mount. Vesuvius erupted.

by Nelysia April 12, 2008

lavarhea

Spicy diarrhea. Obtained after consuming hot wings or anything with jalapenos; especially when consumed with beer.

I got shitfaced and had a bunch of Mango Habanero wings at B-Dubs last night. This morning I ended up with crazy lavarhea.

Those nachos at the game were the shit! The jalapenos gave me lavarhea though.

I've got lavarhea...my butthole needs an ice pack.

by David, Basically 0014 August 28, 2009

lavarrhea

An incredibly hot kind of diarrhea. So hot that it is simply astounding that your ass is not on fire.

Scumbag Steve: Sorry about the mess, but I had some serious Lavarrhea in your bathroom.
Host: That would explain the scorch marks...

by Herr Doktor Doktor March 10, 2011