Fest-lag 

The vacant confusion and paranoia caused by a long stint at a summer festival: sleeping in the office bog, but buzzing at night; basically feeling like a fire alarm is going off in your cave when you're trying to hibernate.

I sat there staring at the log-in screen for an hour, three shaky fingers hovering above the keyboard, before I realised the extent of my fest-lag.

Fest-lag by nmnmnmnm July 16, 2010

gg lag 

Word combination used by one player in particular known as "Inacurate." A combination born from the seemingly "necessity" of league games to always end with players saying "gg" regardless if it was or not, and the term "lag" used by most players to reference the fact that they did not die to skill, but in fact a network discrepancy.

CSn00b killed Inacurate with AK47
Inacurate: gg lag!

gg lag by Inacurate October 10, 2004

J-lag 

1.A Hispanic male that has no sign of having any balls.

2.Someone who fails or doesn't attempt to get with a girl he likes and usually just sits there and looks at the ground blankly.

3. Enjoys Robitussin, feet(preferably big toe), and WOW.

A(person with no balls): I am going to redeem myself today with this hot girl.

B: HAHAHA! No you wont your a J-lag, you have NO BALLS and your just going to sit there,sip Robitussin, and fantasize about feet!

J-lag by The real ofazilirk September 9, 2011

jet lag 

The idea or theory that because of the shift of time zones when traveling, morningwood may occur at an earlier or later time than usually. The name for this untimely morningwood goes by the name of Mr. Sunshine. This effect can be especially bad when traveling on a high school or college trip.

"Thanks to jet lag, I've had an encounter with Mr. Sunshine..."

jet lag by Lakob February 20, 2009

whore lag 

When your lagging so badly that you are destroyed in an internal fury of flames from frustration.

omg, this is fucking whore lag!!!

whore lag by jfuck May 1, 2006

Pulse Lag 

During a video game, when you have a good connection for most of the game, but every minute or so you get about 3 seconds of lag.

Wow, i was gunna about to headshot that noob but i got a pulse lag and i ended up staring at a wall >:(

Pulse Lag by B DON February 20, 2009

fag lag 

The effect left on you after being near someone incredibly annoying and/or an asshole.

"What's up?"

"Nothing. Just stay out of my way, faggot."
"Woah, what's wrong with you?"

"Nothing. Man, I got some fag lag left over from talking to Justin.

fag lag by JK6 October 26, 2010