by CannyBebe August 21, 2015
Occurs when you have your eye on something you want or need and you're competing with one or more people for the same thing, like a seat on the train or a much-coveted book. It's as if you had shone an imaginary laser pointer at the seat or book, in order to claim your right to have it.
(To passenger on bus): Excuse me, but I saw that seat first. In case you didn't notice,I have two sick kids.
Sorry, laser lock! (Passenger, mumbling): Ayyyy, que la tiznada!
Sorry, laser lock! (Passenger, mumbling): Ayyyy, que la tiznada!
by pentozali October 19, 2007
The excuse a person will use to justify cutting their full-time job down to part-time in order to receive unearned tax payer money to help pay for their personal shit they could of paid for before cutting their hours.
Idiot:Obama said people with Job Lock will now be free from work to produce their dreams!!
Guy: Yeah but if you had the money to pursue your dreams you wouldn't be working full time.
Idiot: No. Obama says you can now cut back to part-time and receive money from the government to supplement your person shit!
Guy: That's fuckin stupid. You didn't earn that money and I got to pay for that!!?
Idiot: Don't you care about me and my dreams??
Guy: My dreams don't include paying for yours asshole.
Guy: Yeah but if you had the money to pursue your dreams you wouldn't be working full time.
Idiot: No. Obama says you can now cut back to part-time and receive money from the government to supplement your person shit!
Guy: That's fuckin stupid. You didn't earn that money and I got to pay for that!!?
Idiot: Don't you care about me and my dreams??
Guy: My dreams don't include paying for yours asshole.
by digital-Pimple February 09, 2014
When a person cannot leave his/her male spouse due to the economy, because it would leave one or both without health insurance or for other financial reasons.
Jane lost her job a few years ago, when the economy crashed and hasn't been able to land another. Her husband Joe has become a cheating, verbally abusive prick, who does whatever he wants without fear of being kicked to the curb because he knows Jane is cock locked until she lands a new job with a decent salary and health benefits. Similar to job locked.
by Melhi July 06, 2013
Similair to double penitration. When a dick or dildo is shoved in both the vagina and ass at the same time.
by Gunmaster45 May 03, 2008
When a Jock grabs a Nerd after Gym class in the locker room after they're all sweaty and gives the nerd a wedgie and then puts the nerd in head lock and rubs his Sweaty , Smelly Armpit in the Nerds Face
One Time when my pal Dom was in gym class the school bully came up and put in him a Jock-Lock and then after gave him a swrily and hung him up on the Flag pole by his spiderman undies
by wedgie Getter October 07, 2005
The condition of being stuck listening to a person ramble on about something you don't particularly care about - usually one on one when you have better things to do.
by BgGb February 16, 2008