lettuce

in baltimore when a guy who plays lacrosse has long hair in the back and shorter hair in the front.

"Ayye your lettuce is long asf!!"

by jerry russo May 30, 2018

lettuce pile

a pile of anything but lettuce

Person 1: Hey bro you should clean up that lettuce pile
Person 2: What?

by GeeLuver September 12, 2022

devil's lettuce

a different term for weed

oh look! it's devil's lettuce o' clock. smell ya later jon!

by garfilbert May 5, 2022

Shred the Lettuce

The act of going down on a female and eating her out.

Shred the Lettuce.

Guy 1: Did you have sex with her last night?
Guy 2: No, But I shredded the Lettuce.

Male: I really want to shred the lettuce.
Female: What's shred the lettuce?
Male: It means I'm going to eat you out.

by BushyMc muffin December 1, 2022

Lettuce

A nickname for somebody who is good at a subject but doesn't think they are

The lettuce student kept on practicing even while he had the topic to perfection.

by MushroomOmnomnom October 14, 2022

Lettuce

The barometer of a political lifespan, particularly as UK Prime Minister

Liz Truss had seven days in control. That is the shelf-life of a lettuce.

by Snarky October 14, 2022

Lettuce

A lettuce is a vegetable which apparently lasts longer than politicians on their posts.

Woah, that lettuce outlasted the PM!

by LDE but Urban October 21, 2022