Dirty lettuce

Preforming a sexual act on a head of lettuce, then later using the same lettuce to make a salad for someone.
Friend 1: I totally give my boss the dirty lettuce for lunch.

Friend 2: Why are you like this.
by Sora290 January 05, 2022
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dirty lettuce

Another term for money. Coming from that idea that money is dirty. And lettuce for the color green
Time to get that dirty lettuce
by Silvers October 18, 2015
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Show Lettuce

The lettuce or kale that lines the bottom of a dish to protect food from touching a serving tray or ornate platter. Usually seen at a buffet or party trays.
"Jill don't eat that, it's gross, it's just show lettuce"
by NaztyD September 20, 2017
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show lettuce

The result of a professional athlete getting a big head and growing his hair out cause he thinks he's so cooler than he is. When u make it to the big leagues they call it "The Show." Players refer to hair as lettuce. Hence Show Lettuce.
"Damn, look at Bryce Harper sportin that show lettuce! Better put some mayonnaise on that show lettuce rookie!"
by RipTarry999 September 19, 2017
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Foot lettuce

Number 15: Burger king foot lettuce
The last thing you want on your burger king burger is somebody else's foot fungus. Turns out that's exactly what this person got.
Bob: why is there foot lettuce in my burger king burger?

Jerry: hehehehe
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Foot Lettuce

-Tommy: Guys lets go get some burger king!
-Friend: NAH they got to much Foot Lettuce
by Smash-cookie-chan November 02, 2020
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Lettuce Trim

A woman's disgusting beefy vagina that needs to get cleaned up.
The baby gap sells 4-pack toddler socks mimicking the style of lettuce trim.
by Fort Skin February 22, 2024
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