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Karl

Hes a completly svage he also Has the most money off them all, mby hes a bit lazy but alway up for some fortnite.
Hes the closest friend you could get. He dont give a fuck about school.
Karl have you seen the teacher?
What the fuck a teacher....
by Jjffj October 10, 2018
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Karl Jacobs

Karl Jacobs is a good guy. A good streamer that comforts you, he doesn't get up in the morning to please you, but if he gets the chance, he'll make your day. He is intelligent, witty, and uber hilarious. His image is sharp, well put together, and good looking. He has a certain charm about him that makes him easy to get along with. His love language is touch. He's the guy that you never forget, because once he's got your heart, you never want him to give it back.
He has a lot of silly tantrums, if he needed to cut his arm to make everyone happy, he would do it.
That's Karl Jacobs the streamer, he's amazing!
by ZakiJacobs May 3, 2022
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Karl Marx

Communism's sugar daddy.
Karl Marx: Communism is good.

Communism: Kawaii, Karl you are such a daddy!!!
by JakeTheDictionary February 20, 2022
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Karl

The pinnacle of sexy time. Every Karl is basically better than you and will have coitus with your mum.
Damn that Karl. My mum can’t walk proper now
by Ordisious June 18, 2021
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Friend of Karl

Similar to “Friend of Dorothy”, a friend of Karl is a code word to describe someone with Marxist leanings.
Do you watch Hasan? He’s got some good takes. He’s a friend of Karl, you know. A fellow traveler.
by THE_AE April 17, 2022
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Karl

Another word of Car.
Sometimes used as a funny word to say it.
A: wanna get on my karl and see how I turn this SUV into a Labogini?
B: Of course
A: Wish my Karl would be fast enough to get us to that motherfukin university! AMEN!!!
B: *moai*
by nopeakaphamminhteky1 December 1, 2024
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Captain Karl

A scrumptious dark chocolate, espresso cake. There may be caramel involved...and maybe some other stuff. When seen, girls dating boys with the name of 'Karl' will often seek to inform them of the fact of its existence no matter the time of day or night.
That cake is called Captain Karl??! Like, OMG. I NEED. TO. TEXT. HIM. NOW.
by rustedspoonsoflove May 8, 2016
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