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karma box

A box filled with clothes you no longer want, usually in a college dorm setting, that others can take from freely.
Person 1: Where did you get that sweater?
Person 2: I grabbed it from the karma box at a party last week!
Person 1: Wow, I can't believe they got rid of something so cute!
by Stacy's Mama October 1, 2018
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Outrunning Karma

"Outrunning Karma" is a warning against the idea of running away from one's actions and the consequences that follow. Karma will always chase you till you die.
“Outrunning karma, that boy.”
by Dr.Buttbomb October 14, 2023
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Street Karma

When all of the scandalous shit you’ve done on the streets gets served back right in your face. Street justice.
Dude is running straight rabid. Street Karma about to trigger.
by FUBAR FISTER December 1, 2022
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Clout karma

The feeling others get when responding to your requests based on your public performances and/or notoriety.
Vito: Ryan should I smash this apple on Bams head?

Dunn: Vito IDKWYJS I’m browsing reddit.

Vito: Alrighfdtywrraa Idon givafukabhgout worldStar or cloutfarms.

Knoxville: adjusts bifocals 🤓

Vito: “raises arm w/ hostility. tell me wher Bams aterallahsmasha clart farmers.

Knoxville: take it easy big fella I got money’s,”*shifty eyed*, here take a couple benjis, and lemme see if I can’t “polish” that apple for you…” just in case you wanna let Bam have it.
you know how he feels about your body. treat it like temples temple, Listening to Tom Templeton. *Grabs apple and wipes his ass with it, hands it back to Don Vito” Here I added feces to your apple, think of this like adding Clout to your Karma.

Vito’s dog: *nods* N Farts

Vito: Gimmegrahgagapplekgraplfkpe

Bam runs out of the pantry and starts slapping Don Vito’s bare back while

Knoxville laughs intently, Vito Pirouettes, smashes apple on Bam, templetons greatest hits start playing on a record player. Vito’s dog dances, money rains down from ceiling. Bam wipes apple sauce off his Facebook smirks and says why does this apple smell like shit. Scoops handfuls of money off the ground saying “this feels like enough cheese to buy a website and tell people to dive into stuff, but do you think people would willingly just dive into shit because I told them to and have more Clout Karma then the San Francisco 49ers.

Vito: Of course youfukingknuklhegGdg uratheaBamMaRgera!”
by Medium Robert March 24, 2023
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karma water

Water people drink joking about cleansing their karma
If I drink karma water it will purify my karma
by WaltersGUS May 8, 2014
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Karma neutral

A morally questionable act that in no way harms, insults or humiliates anyone... as long as nobody sees/hears said act
At first i felt bad for flipping off the blind child, but my therapist said it was "karma neutral" since no one else saw me
by Daklining October 7, 2022
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Karma

It's a song from Jojo Siwa, but Jojo Siwa stole it. It's actually from Brittany Alyse Smith.
Person 1 : Dude, have you heard the Karma song by Jojo Siwa?

Person 2: Yeah, but jojo siwa stole it.
Person 1: What!?
by The stinkiest dog ever May 1, 2024
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