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Jose

Jose is a quite common name. Jose's are always hard working, they are determined to accomplish anything (even if its a difficult task). Jose's tend to have big Dicks. Treat Jose right. They are often Pisces'
Woww, look at Jose working his ass off!
by GeniousGeekMinds January 14, 2019
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San Jose Water

New Amsterdam Peach Vodka & Sprite
Instead of buying drinks inside the venue, let's pregame with some San Jose Water
by thatonedudemaloof June 12, 2018
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Jose

A slang word deriving from Louisiana, specifically the south such as New Orleans. Commonly spelled in many variations. It is usually used to refer to people being imprisoned or sometimes used as a way to express someone flirting with or attracting another person.
Hey Jose!

Yeah?

You heard that old man was josin for smokin crack?
by TheWild88 June 13, 2018
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Jose

Jose is a sexy male and if he runs into Jocelyn they will be the best couple you ever seen in the world.
Bro have you seen Jose with that one girl Jocelyn?
by Jose + Jocelyn June 30, 2018
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juan jose santos

I'm a Juan Jose Santos I'm Dominican, skin color white, have blue/green eyes, tall, I'm pretty cool.
by Juan Jose Santos July 26, 2018
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Jose

Jose’s very special. Kind sweet funny talented smart generous handsome even. Sometimes you can get on his nerves but you cant blame him for trying to hide it (yet is still not very good at it). He is the type of person you want to hold on too. He has his days maybe once every two months which is good. Considering peoples temper these days. He is trust worthy and always there to catch you when you have fallen off a cliff you think is impossible to go back to. He is always there to sacrifice what he has for the sake of your well being. He can be caring when you have known him for long enough. He is always willing to talk about thing you wouldnt want to hear yourself come from another person. If there is a jose in your life hold on to him for as long as you can.
“Boy isnt he good looking who him?”
“Jose and yeah! Who would dissagree?”
I think he just turned me gay”
I think he turned every guy gay”
by Alicethebumblebee January 22, 2019
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Jose Vilchez

The name of the most insecure and unloyal person you will ever meet. He will let his own kids go hungry if he has any opportunity to fuck a beastly woman. He is a drunk and a loser. Run from this man before he gets a chance to fuck your sister. He also likes to duck his brothers ex girlfriends, usually when they have lost all of their original beauty and shave off their hair. He is broke as well.
Damn I smell something bad. I think someone stepped in some jose vilchez.
by Hahabitch68 February 15, 2019
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