Josh Josh

A cool dude but he does have his issues. All the girls dig him but he's really just not very interested in pre-marital sexual activities. He does have one exception however, furries. He LOVES dating furries as they're the only cure to his masterbation problem.

Guy: "Josh Josh are you getting erect?"

Josh Josh: "shit I've gotta go wank off to some furries"

by Italiacuisine29 January 30, 2020

joshing

just to mess around with someone

Just joshin' you dude!

by heather December 21, 2003

On Josh

The ultimate form of proof towards your statement.

You heard of On God, you heard of On Jah, but On Josh is quite possibly the world renounced top tier method of proving your statement.

Judge: Josh, You were caught murdering an orphanage of children, captured on video. How do you plead?
Josh: On Josh it wasnt me
Judge: deadass? You're free to go

by MariBruh December 13, 2019

Joshness

The many awesome abilities of the verb to JOSH that leaves an impression on people.

You can't resist my Joshness, you know you miss it!

by ArkantosJ October 2, 2009

josh

A group or a pile of weed

Hey dude have you seen any josh around here?

by Man200 August 28, 2017

Joshed

When someone makes a ridiculous claim (usually about sports) and a buddy tries to get that person to bet on said ridiculous claim to screw them out of money.

Guy 1: Aaron Rogers is so good! I bet he throws 100 touchdowns this year!
Guy 2: No way! I bet you $100 he doesn't!
Guy 3: Man Guy 1... Guy 2 totally Joshed you!!!

by NorsemanMN January 4, 2015

josh

Josh is a sensitive, caring guy who will do anything to solve problems. Although he may come across as overprotective but all he wants to do is make sure that the ones he loves are safe and well. Joshua's are normally very attractive and have the most gorgeous eyes. He also is an extremely good kisser and knows how to pleasure a lady; They're romantic and are aware of a girl's boundaries. I'm 100% positive that if you find a Josh, you will not regret it and you'll most defiantly have a perfect relationship. Trust me, Josh's are worth the wait.

"Look at him, he's defiantly a Josh!"

by abcdfkulolx January 3, 2015