"wtf, did you see that mofo in the red pontiac go thru 4 lanes without signaling?"
"yeah, you in piscataway now dude"
"yeah, you in piscataway now dude"
by a triple h December 07, 2004
A long like of shit that has been dropped across the entire street in order to make on-coming vehicles spatter the shit all over there tires and fender, or have to stop and turn around.
Bob: "Dude, why were you late for Stacey's party last night?"
Joe: "Well, I was coming and making good time until some jerk-offs decided to pinch out a Jewish Spike Strip over Third Street and I had to take the long way!"
Joe: "Well, I was coming and making good time until some jerk-offs decided to pinch out a Jewish Spike Strip over Third Street and I had to take the long way!"
by whitepower21 July 23, 2009
The Jewish Onion Ring is when a young Jewish boy has his bar mitzvah, in which he gets circumcised and the foreskin is than saved in a ziplock baggy, seasoned, put in batter, and deep fried the next morning for breakfast, than consumed by the young boy's family.
Boy:"Oww!"
Man With Knife:"Oh Yum. Where's The Beer Batter? We're gonna make a yummy Jewish Onion Ring"
Man With Knife:"Oh Yum. Where's The Beer Batter? We're gonna make a yummy Jewish Onion Ring"
by xXf0UrTwEnTyXx May 03, 2009
While having relations, the man pulls out before climaxing. He then stuffs 12-65 coins in the girls snatch. The man then starts intercourse again and finishes by giving the girl an early interest payment of semen.
While they were having sex, John noticed some loose change in the bed. He then did what any other Jewish man would do, he gave Jane a Jewish Piggy Bank.
by Moisha Albright March 13, 2010
by extrememasteroftheabyss April 30, 2009
by RJ Heard June 06, 2007
Did you see that new Jewish Sports car? It literally stopped on a dime so that cheap semite could pick it up.
by Kurt March 23, 2005