jaw session

A euphemism for a blow job.

Originally aired in Arrested Development where Tobias needs to talk to Michael about being attracted to someone else that isn’t his wife and starts by saying that they need to have a ‘jaw session’ but in Tobias’ mind means have a talk.

Tobias: ‘I was hoping to have a jaw session with you’

Michael: ‘Well let’s just say as long as that means a talk’

Tobias: ‘I find my self attracted to someone not my wife.’

Michael: ‘What’s her name’

Tobias: ‘Michael’

by Phalange Asphyxiation November 27, 2022

molly jaw

When someone’s jaw moves from side to side like they are chewing gum, often looks uncontrolled.

You should’ve seen Kim’s molly jaw in her tape with Kanye ☠️

by AnimalJam100 January 14, 2024

Dagless Jaw

A jaw that comes from the Mile cross Dagless family of interbreeding, underbite/inbred family

To define the Dagless jaw Underbite on the jaw prominent jawline

by DaglessJaw September 18, 2021

Jaw

Andrew’s pet who will give him owner in ts and sucks his dick and let’s him play bard

be Jaw and give me owner I need to snatch ips

-Einstein

by Inco the philosopher April 16, 2018

Pook jaw

When you smoke so much meth or crack that your lower jaw moves without your knowledge or moves side to side as if grinding your teeth with out actually grinding them together or touching

Haha look at stu he's got pook jaw he so cracked out swimming on the ground

by White neechie June 4, 2023

Jaw Hanger

Jaw Hanger (noun): When your jaw takes a leisurely stroll south, showcasing a face stuck in a constant state of confusion. Side effects may include driving that mimics a turtle's commute – slow, meandering, and with the occasional confused detour.

This damn Jaw Hanger is going damn near 20 miles under the speed limit.

by Doggocool December 9, 2023

Jaw Surgery

when you get battered cause you're queer you need jaw surgery !

"OMG what happened!"
"i got battered because im a little gay boy"
"LMAO you need jaw surgery"

inspired by Joshua's heartbreaking story. We will always have him in our thoughts cause he is half metal.

by HITLER=LB August 29, 2025