jason gorr

The world record holder for largest penis.

Jason Gorr has a dick is 26 in. Truly stunning.

by Vito Galvez February 4, 2015

Jason

the most lit boy in the universe and the goat

Jason is too cold

by A girl at mary lillard December 2, 2016

Freddy vs Jason

Black girl dies in movie. End of story.

Oh, and both Freddy and Jason spend time bonding with each other after many beers.

by Confucius September 20, 2003

jason pan

doing a crazy move or series of moves in counter strike.

Dude I just pulled a Jason Pan on your ass!

by Counter-Strike August 25, 2009

Jasonic

the state of being/emotion that is jasonic: feeling or looking awesome, fresh, or swag. synonyms include: quirky, radical, maniacal, wise, happy, optimistic, motivated, and thousands of others. antonyms include: serious, sad, uncool, depressed, anxious, and Jared.

I feel so Jasonic today, you can suck my nuts.

by Jasonic K. November 21, 2011

jasonette

A jasonette is a large bassinet, similar to a hammock, specifically for Jason to perform the activities that he sees fit.

A jasonette is a wonderful place to sleep and eat canned cheeseburgers.

Oh shit! I fell out of my jasonette!

by jasonschlueter April 7, 2008

Jason Ampleford

The greasiest kid to ever live. They say he stole 16 laptops by squeazing through a 2 inch hole with his grease. He's also a squeaky midget. And also ugly. And a tramp.

1st person: look at that greasy ugly kid
2nd person: yeah hes a proper jason ampleford

by cheeseonchode May 30, 2011