Next to embarrassingly encasing his hairy, little hobbit feet in a variety of fabulously effeminate, insoles-containing stacked-heeled boots, platform shoes and high heels, all the while being a pint-sized petite pathological liar who constantly regurgitates a small man syndrome-induced stream of Todd Howard's tall tales, the terminally insecure and aggravatingly ant-like turbo-manlet Tiny Todd "Tiddly Termite" Howard girlishly enjoys dolling himself up by intermittently donning either a black or brown boys large leather jacket when out on the town and looking for a potential manmore sugar daddy. This is without a doubt just another one of Todd "Heckled Homunculus" Howard's manlet cope and manlet rage-induced, hilariously doomed attempts at emphasizing his obviously non-existent masculinity, which is immediately rendered futile when the inherently effeminate Little Napoleon is absolutely dwarfed by every single grown-up that Tiny Todd "High Five" Howard comes into contact with, like the subhumanly stunted, diminutively delicate, devastatingly dwarfed, petulantly puny and preposterously petite, scandalously stunted little runt of a sissy fairy manlet princess that the whole world most definitely knows him to be.
Melissa: Hey, why is there a brown dishrag lying in the street over there? Ellen: It's one of Todd Howard's boys large leather jackets. The utterly insignificant and microscopically minuscule midget monstrosity was crossing the road when a bee humming bird suddenly swooped down and just carried him away! Melissa: Manlets BTFO.
by ManletDepreciator October 11, 2024
Get the Todd Howard's boys large leather jackets mug.Tom: "Hey. What's up Rob? Hows it going with that thing you told me about?"
Rob: "That chick has me so vexed. I'm losing my mind. And, I'm fit to be jacketed."
Rob: "That chick has me so vexed. I'm losing my mind. And, I'm fit to be jacketed."
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Future tense: jacketing
Present tense: jacketing
Simple definition: To share ones jacket between two people.
Complex definition: If a jacket is not present, then it is the act of two friends intensely wrapping one of their arms around each-others shoulders, for the purpose of warmth. The initial action of slapping your hand on their shoulder may seem violent, but the two must remember it is all out of love and friendship. You can often relate the acts to one of your closest and weirdest of friends.
Future tense: jacketing
Present tense: jacketing
Simple definition: To share ones jacket between two people.
Complex definition: If a jacket is not present, then it is the act of two friends intensely wrapping one of their arms around each-others shoulders, for the purpose of warmth. The initial action of slapping your hand on their shoulder may seem violent, but the two must remember it is all out of love and friendship. You can often relate the acts to one of your closest and weirdest of friends.
Example: “Lets go jacketing to the book store!!”
Example 2: “Don't you just love jacketing? Makes me feel so much better on a bad day”
Example 2: “Don't you just love jacketing? Makes me feel so much better on a bad day”
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