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juan inch long

When you have a small weiner and your name is Juan.
He's Juan inch long.
by Pizzacableguy November 19, 2016
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Hailey&Juan

Hailey and Juan are the best couple. they suck echoer toes and tuesday and they beat up women together
Hailey&Juan will beat u if ur a woman
by mycockistoobigforthis May 28, 2023
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Juan

The simplest fucking name out there, if you are named Juan take an “L”. Your dad dint love you enough
Juan is such a dumb name.
by Mutuo November 22, 2021
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Juan David

Juan David is a person with an incredible style, he is cheerful, beautiful, perfect and simply radiant. All people think he is unreachable that's why it is so difficult to be close to him.

Be careful with Juan David, he is wild and a bit self-centered but nothing that his beautiful face and body won't make you forget.
by Jhonbrown November 24, 2021
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Juanning

to lie about anything; compulsive lying.
Alfonso: Oh my god bro, that foo Juan keeps Juanning about his job and carbon fiber hood. He doesn’t even have a job or a car he’s just flexing his brother’s stuff.

Marc: Yeah bro he’s always Juanning.
by gutzrud29 January 31, 2025
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Juan

Also known as gay child, he is not Jesus. If he pokes you that means he is trying to rape you. Don't trust him.
Juan is untrustworthy, I blame him for missing teachers and the blood all over their desks
by LivvieLulu September 17, 2018
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Juan & Lee

Some flibbers who eat all my corn and chicken
STOP EATING MY CORN AND CHICKEN JUAN & LEE
by James go away March 2, 2020
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