Jamaican Bobsled

The act of using toilet paper to “bobsled” your turd into the water so it does not leave a shit stain.

Brandon-You know sometimes you gotta Jamaican Bobsled it on the toilet
Mike- WTF is that?!
Brandon- You know, when you use toilet paper to bobsled your shit into the water so it doesn’t leave a stain. Then you sing the song”
Mike- There’s a fucking song?
Brandon- You know, from Cool Runnings”

by Butt Fucker 3000 August 16, 2024

Jamaican Zone Wars

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person 1: hey bro wanna play Jamaican Zone Wars?
person 2: BOMBACLART

by Archieology January 5, 2024

Jamaican hot sauce

Jamaican hot sauce is when you have diarrhea, and mix it into someone’s weed stash

Alex was being a dick so I hit his stash with the ole Jamaican hot sauce

by Jimothy Crimjims January 15, 2024

Jamaican wheelbarrow

Verb. The Jamaican Wheelbarrow is when a man gets on his hands in push up position and his woman/partner puts his legs on their shoulders and sucks his dick from behind or eats his hairy ass. The resulting cumshot tasting like jerk chicken.

"MAN! Stacy gave me 'The Jamaican Wheelbarrow' last night. Shes got strong shoulders....I think I'm in love"

by AlbanianAlbatross69 January 19, 2024

Jamaican creole

This is how Jamaicans and other countries in the Caribbean talks

Mark: Hmng ubs s sibsa hoosb isjsb afac pum-pum wysg fhdh batty boy gesg peeg ssv bumpe dh hsbs zxbe feue lebx xgeibw

Pearl: wow mark what language is that

Mark: that’s Jamaican Creole or patwah, that how my family and friends in Jamaica speaks

Pearl: SAY WUHHHHHHHHHHHH😳😳😳😳

by Lily’ bam bam January 27, 2024

Jamaican half n' half

The act of a woman sucking on a mans testicles while he simultaneously urinates and defecates creating a showering effect that half covers the woman in urine and half in feces.

Angelica went out and got a Jamaican half n' half from her buddy Xander.

by ButtDartsWorldChamp January 29, 2024

Jamaican trains

Jamaica is so dumb quitting their rail service. But if they do bring it back make the lines called pum pum and batty boy becaus that’s Jamaica’s favorite and most used words

Pum Pum goes local

And batty Bwoy goes express

Jamaican trains would be nice to revive One day

by Lily’ bam bam February 20, 2024