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Ivan

Ivan is a Russian kid who is addicted to mobile games and math. You can often find him jacking off the Velma or Daphne from Scooby Doo. He also likes to be racist and annoying calling kids niggers and cunts. He wishes that one day his dick will grow but in the end it will be eternally small. Like his sex life.
"Ivan is such a fucking idiot."
"Yeah I hope Ivan gets raped by his stepdad"
by BeckFestBOI January 16, 2020
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Ishani

An annoying bitch who won't stop talking. She acts weird, is a loner, and has no friends. She acts high 90% of the time and nobody thinks she is funny. She is me
"Ishani, I swear, is so freaking annoying" ~ Everyone
by Carlosaphina October 28, 2019
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Ishan

A person who likes to collect underwear for a living.
That guy just bought 20 pairs of briefs, he is such a Ishan.
by corkscrewer August 21, 2018
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Ivan

A bashful man monkey who has difficulty picking up women and regurgitates on himself.When it comes to ladies he is like the blind squirrel that doesn't get many acorns.
Dude, you totally pulled an Ivan with that chick tonight, go change your shirt.
by earthly February 3, 2010
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Ishan

You are such an Ishan, get a life.
by Jolly Baller March 27, 2016
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Ithan

A brave and kind man, thats trustworthy and athletic. Has abs and gets the ladies all the time.
Its that Ithan kid! The one in our chemistry class? Yeah, he's amazing.
by Ithan October 7, 2011
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