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Asssh wednesday

Asssh Wednesday is when Ash Wednesday falls on Valentine's Day and you pull your cock out of her ass and make the sign of the cross on her forehead.
I totally gave that Catholic chick an Asssh Wednesday, right on top of where the priest did today.
by Koopdoggydogg February 15, 2018
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Wednesday

1: a day in the weekend
2: from the show “Wednesday” played by Jenna Ortega
3: the day you either wear pink or a Spider-Man suit and goggles.
It is Wednesday my dudes
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
by AQUAR1US4LIF3 March 16, 2023
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Wednesday

When it all goes to shit on a night shift Wanky Wednesday
Well that was a wanky Wednesday
by BHF2024 February 8, 2024
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V-Neck Wednesday

When faggots wear v-necks to school or work on Wednesday.
Hey, Chad! You ready for V-Neck Wednesday?

Shut the fuck up Brad! Do I look like a faggot?
by billgatin November 14, 2010
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Wednesday Calvin

(Noun) Wednesday Calvin is when Calvin doesn’t want to go out on the weekend from Sunday through Tuesday because he partied too hard the previous weekend. It is impossible to get him to commit to party plans during these days. However by Wednesday his degenerate energy has been renewed and he will immediately say yes to any party plans you propose.
Sean: Calvin says he doesn’t want to club on Friday, he’s burnt out from partying this weekend.

Kenny: Just wait for Wednesday Calvin.
by kh1985 November 22, 2021
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Wednesday Calvin

(Noun) Describes when a friend partied too hard and is hungover and swears off partying the next weekend but is then easily coerced midweek once he has a chance to recover.
Calvin says he doesn’t want to go out this weekend.

Just wait a couple of days and ask Wednesday Calvin.
by kh1985 November 30, 2021
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