Irish lobster

When a girl peirces her vigina directly in the middle and has 2 male partners place the penis in each side of the piercing and both ejaculate at the same time and if the girl gets pregnant, the male who is the father loses.
My baby boy Billy was born form Irish Lobster as a teen
by obese4lyfe July 11, 2008
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Irish tan

An Irish tan occurs when a very pale-skinned Irish person gets too much sun, causing their skin to become even more red and uneven. An Irish tan is not a sunburn; turning red and splotchy is just how some very fair Irish-Americans tan.
My dad thinks he looks good, but that Irish tan is way more red than brown.
by Scottish Irish February 18, 2010
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The Irish Igloo

You begin by cutting a hole through the center of a potato. Following the excavation, you allow the potato to freeze in the wilderness (under no circumstances use a freezer). Once the potato has solidified, insert gravy into the cavity that you have created. Finalizing the work, force your cock into the potato until you have reached a point of ejaculation.
The boys were feeling a little frisky one night and decided to get The Irish Igloo going until everyone used a potato to finish.
by The Miracle Bunny November 28, 2018
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black irish

when your irish but you have spanish or italian ancestors therefore you have dark hair or olive skin!
my dad is black Irish as he has italian in him!!!!
by i dunno? April 15, 2005
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Irish Exit

When the handsomest man or. woman at a party up and decides the party is over for him or her, and leaves everybody wishing they had one last look. (all other definitions are racist and demeaning, mistakenly assigning drunkenness as the reason, but the Irish know we are much smarter than this, and we want always to leave them wanting more, and this is one way to know we’ll be missed.)
Ah, Patrick O’Hagan you handsome man, I was gonna kiss you, but alas, I missed my chance when you vanished without a trace, in Irish Exit once again.
by Stu Cherbourg August 25, 2019
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irish haystack

A woman's pubic region which is overgrown, crusty, and smelly, which resembles a batch of thin, french-fried onions.
Saturday night I hooked up with this hot redhead from the bar. As I peeled off her panties, her Irish haystack brought tears to my eyes.
by Michael Christopher January 16, 2006
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Irish pancake

slapping ur penis on the womens vagina
by ryan perry October 04, 2007
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