store bought pesto

Something Susie doesn’t like

“Call me crazy if you want but I never like store bought pesto”
Wow Susie that’s really crazy

by Astrobacon November 27, 2023

Store Lars

A danish way of saying someone is retarded or incapable of doing basic tasks.

Look! He's in a wheelchair! He's such a Store Lars
God, how can you be such a Store Lars

by Kastanjemanden December 30, 2020

Thrift Store

A thrift store can go beyond clothes...

Thrift stores can help the whole community

by esrahhh May 12, 2019

Piñata Store

A place a Mexican drug cartel hides to sell all sorts of various drugs.

"I heard they opened a new piñata store down the block"

by ShrekingBall9000 May 6, 2016

Grocery Store Pony

To utterly dominate

They rode us like a grocery store pony.

by davvvo March 4, 2019

Toilet Store Tech

The uncanny ability to ask an opponent if they obtained something at the toilet store, influencing them in such a way that they proceed to lose the game. This technique was named after consistent use by streamers in the year 2022.

"Where'd you get that sniper rifle, the toilet store?" In this scenario, they would then proceed to forget to reload or miss the next vital shot ensuring their following loss. That is the perfect example of Toilet Store Tech.

by tristonic July 25, 2022

stores admin

A fragile, oxygen thieving, non-threatening fairy cornball with a greasy fringe that reeks of Autism, licks radiators to see if they’re on then smears a Mars bar all over it just so he can eat it off and walks like there’s no gravity, stuttering his way through life, fucking up absolutely everything. Spends all of his time under his scouse girlfriends thumb and has an ass that’s been rogered off her more times than a coppers walkie-talkie.

Person 1: Morning, Brandon.
Person 2: I erm, I mean, erm, well, the thing is, I D-D-D-D-D-D… I’m Brandon, Stores Admin. What’s your favourite colour?
Person 1: Okay, Brandon.

by Narreik September 28, 2023