I’m dead

I’m dead means: either I’m blushing so hard it’s hard to speak or I’m dead no if so or buts

Shai’s bf said: you so cute when you do that

Shai:I’m dead

by Ahahaha...no January 10, 2021

I’m 1

BabyOtillie once said “I’m 1” He was never seen again.

“How old are you?” “I’m 1!” “You’re being a ba-“

by krcify September 3, 2023

I’m

a major piece of garbage.

I did something wrong, and now I’ll forever think I’m a major piece of garbage. Nobody can tell me otherwise. See that GIF below of the person dragging a bag of garbage? Yeah, that’s me. (Not the person, the bag of garbage.)

by your dear friend ♡ June 25, 2022

I’m A Baked Potato

Someone who is obsessed with potatoes, so much to the point that they might need therapy

Friend: I’m a baked potato

Me: Seek mental help, please

by ImABakedPotato December 4, 2021

wait i’m goated

wait i’m goated

wait i’m goated

by ramen333 September 28, 2023

I’m better than 99.9% of all the other users out there

True. Turn green with envy and bow down. RIGHT NOWWWWWWWWW

I’m better than 99.9% of all the other users out there

by WorseThanHitler December 11, 2020

I’m just a girl

An invalid excuse used by the female gender, particularly by those with no sense of accountability for their actions. Use of this term may also indicate parental issues.

“Why the hell did you lead him on for months knowing you didn’t want a relationship?”

“I’m just a girl.”

by Billy Sane April 12, 2024