Same as a one night stand...but cooler
by Carlbean January 8, 2021

by Ticklehumper January 1, 2018

When someone that has no life sits on facebook and comments on everbodys statuses more than twice. The repeated status commenting is like humping, the same repetitions.
Dante: yo man, i got so annoyed on facebook last night
Tyrone: why man
Dante: because that gurl becky be "Status Humping" me all night...she commented on all my statuses like 7 times each
Tyrone: damn, shes facebook humping like a dog
Tyrone: why man
Dante: because that gurl becky be "Status Humping" me all night...she commented on all my statuses like 7 times each
Tyrone: damn, shes facebook humping like a dog
by gladiatorstylinprincess August 12, 2011

When a football announcer will simply not shut the fuck up about just how great and game changing one player (or coach, spectator, etc.) is.
Also applies to any other person who simply will not shut the fuck up about how great someone (usually someone they do not know and have never met) is.
Also applies to any other person who simply will not shut the fuck up about how great someone (usually someone they do not know and have never met) is.
Going into the National Championship game the other night, I just knew Brent Musburger was going to word hump someone. I just didn't know it was going to be Miss Alabama.
At least he didn't refer to her as an Alabama Hotpocket...
At least he didn't refer to her as an Alabama Hotpocket...
by Hoo Lee Gan January 9, 2013

by luffin February 24, 2019

by Big Lamar September 19, 2020

by victorvigger March 24, 2016
