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Speed hump

Same as a one night stand...but cooler
I had a speed hump with this hot girl last night
by Carlbean January 8, 2021
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tickle hump

A reach around tickle of the taint while performing anal or vaginal sex from behind.
My taint felt awesome when my lover tickle humped me.
by Ticklehumper January 1, 2018
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Status Humping

When someone that has no life sits on facebook and comments on everbodys statuses more than twice. The repeated status commenting is like humping, the same repetitions.
Dante: yo man, i got so annoyed on facebook last night
Tyrone: why man
Dante: because that gurl becky be "Status Humping" me all night...she commented on all my statuses like 7 times each
Tyrone: damn, shes facebook humping like a dog
by gladiatorstylinprincess August 12, 2011
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word hump

When a football announcer will simply not shut the fuck up about just how great and game changing one player (or coach, spectator, etc.) is.

Also applies to any other person who simply will not shut the fuck up about how great someone (usually someone they do not know and have never met) is.
Going into the National Championship game the other night, I just knew Brent Musburger was going to word hump someone. I just didn't know it was going to be Miss Alabama.

At least he didn't refer to her as an Alabama Hotpocket...
by Hoo Lee Gan January 9, 2013
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Tongue hump

Performing oral sex on female...
Aye girl, you tryin to let me tongue hump tonight?
by luffin February 24, 2019
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Mongo hump

If someone makes fun of you for pushing mongo on a skateboard you hump there mom
Yo I mongo humped that posers mom
by Big Lamar September 19, 2020
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humping mirror

A mirror on the wall often beside your bed, where you can see yourself shack your girl
She has a humping mirror
by victorvigger March 24, 2016
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