horseshoes and hand grenades

a phrase generally used in the armed forces meaning good luck (horseshoes) and may you have plenty of ammo. (hand grenades. )

Man #1: Get ready for battle. Horseshoes and hand grenades!
Man #2: You too!

by helpymcgee1371 March 10, 2011

horseshoe nipples

When a guy has these, its pretty cool. They are just nice nips!

Girl: "Whoa check out that guy's horseshoe nipples!"

Other Girl: "Yea, i would love to play a game of horseshoes with those!"

by Johnny Blastman March 16, 2010

honest

Honest is an acronym for hopelessly obtuse nonsensical everyday sucker truly

The wealthy little old lady, a widow for the eighth time, handed an ad. over the desk at the office of her local newspaper. " Put that in the Personal Contact Me section please " she said to the girl behind the desk " I feel a bit low. The right man might be able to give me a bit of a top up " The ad read " Widow, reliable independent person, with down to earth outlook, seeks honest man who likes simple home cooking. Reply early. Don't be late this may be your Shangri-la "

by Stias December 28, 2005

horseshoe

Round faced, soccer playin' cute sport person from new milford

Becky is such a horseshoe... Woot Woot

by Valmar & AJ November 10, 2004

to paint houses with Morgan

Any of several licentious and crude sexual acts that take part between two men - one always being African American, and the other caucasian. Refers particularly to Morgan Freeman and his illicit affair with a house-painter in the mid-80s, although it may be used more generally.

Hey yo Zaqir, me'n my homies been eyein' yo' tender brown ass for a while and been wonderin' if, y'know, ya might wanted to paint houses with Morgan sometime. Chya!

by Harlequin boy August 25, 2010

Honse

A very cool person that is sometimes delusional.

Often suffer from delusions that they are a 'top' or a 'dom', but all around a nice person
except for when they suffer from said delusions
in which case they are absolutely horrible to deal with

Person A:"Shoo Sheesh that Honse was bussin bussin"
Person B:"stop mimicking meeshit you idiot"

by Darquesse_ July 6, 2021

Irish Horseshoe

The art of giving Irish Horseshoes is one in which a man takes someone of either gender, pops their eyes out of their sockets, and proceeds to shove his testicles in the now empty eye sockets.

He pounced upon his foe and gave him a full on Irish Horseshoe

by senior sanchez October 24, 2011