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Helena

If you get called "Helena" then this is too notch stuff, you have been complemented. But not If someone calls you "hell-ena" this indicates satanism. "heleyna" is how it should be pronounced. Unless you hate jesus.
Dude 1 : holy! You must be called helena
Girl 2 : omg! Thank you.
by Sneakysnoo May 4, 2020
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helen clark

first of all new zealand is not communist, second of all she is ugly, third of all she is smarter then your president, by the way shes a priminister. aslo she is not great she signed for the illegal growing of genetically modified corn when the majority of new zealand was cleary anti GE, aslo she hasnt legalized weed so she sux
its not about side affects its about being free as a being on this planet to do as one wishes.
by guevara April 19, 2004
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Helen

a short girl who is very ugly and gets labeled a slut
Helen is a slut
by ✌️😎✌️ September 9, 2019
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Helen

Helen is the best
by potato head Dr. person March 10, 2020
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Helen Keller

When a man busts a load in a girl's ears, and eye sockets, and then forcefully shoves his penis down her throat.
Man #1 : What's wrong with Lauren today?
Man #2 : I made that bitch deaf, dumb, and blind last night when I gave her the Helen Keller!
by Devinetrey January 19, 2009
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Helene

Helene, one of the less common names out there. Helenes tend to be deathly afraid of coloured socks as well as parking lines, as Helenes tend to be one of the worst parkers out there some may even have drawn on eye browns as the pure essence of their awfulness makes all their hair fall out. Helenes tend to have dark hair (only at a young age as their hair falls out as stated previously) and some sort of tan, sometimes making it difficult to tell if the tan is real or not. Helenes tend to take up a job that they are worst at, thinking they are going to be this centuries biggest and best: Principal, teacher, taxi driver or pilot but... well... they're not going to be the biggest and best of any century other than this centuries biggest loser. Helenes do NOT get along with very many people due to their bitchy, snarky "pampered rich kid" nature, this is why most tend to hate Helenes but sometimes its due to how their drawn on eye brows being nearly as angled as their crooked parking.
"Did you hear Helene talking this morning? Well she was going on about all this dumb shit about coloured socks AND HOW THEY'RE NOW BANNED. The dumb bitch still hasn't parked straight this morning"
by SPID March 13, 2020
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Helen Keller

When you have sex with a woman wearing a condom and fake your ejaculation. After she has went to sleep you cum in her eyes and ears so she is blind and deaf when she awakens. For added effect you could shove your cock in her mouth thus making it difficult to speak but the results could leave you resembling John Bobbitt.
I fucke dmary in the ass last nite but i couldnt cum. So I faked it and waited til she fell asleep and gave her a Helen Keller.
by The Sultan of Snatch April 16, 2007
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