She is someone who he will always choose over you. She is not necessarily prettier than you or has better qualities than you. You can literally be the prettiest girl yet he would choose her. She is a heather.
by theoneyourelookingfor September 18, 2020
Get the Heather mug.Heather is the pretty girl that every guy loves. But she doesn't know that she's breaking someone's heart. This person is most likely a queer person who's in love with their best friend but they don't know it. So no you don't want to be Heather, and you people can't get that in your head!!!
Person 1: Well there goes Conner and his Heather
Person 2: I'm sorry Jake, this shouldn't have to happen to you, you don't deserve this heartbreak.
Person 1: It's fine they will never know so what do I care.
Person 2: I don't know why every girl want to be Heather?!
Person 2: I'm sorry Jake, this shouldn't have to happen to you, you don't deserve this heartbreak.
Person 1: It's fine they will never know so what do I care.
Person 2: I don't know why every girl want to be Heather?!
by someoneusedahahahaalready September 26, 2020
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by FrenchVanillaSake February 26, 2025
Get the Heather "Angie" Toribio: The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Release mug.Can be an amazing trickster of a female! She loves to share stories, especially any anecdote about her ex-husband or previous relationships. She loves to stretch every pair of yoga pants to the brink of splitting, and also leaves a solid impression after staying as a houseguest. For example, makes a literal bloody mess in the bathroom, stashes rib bones in the kitchen sink and packs wads of her box-dyed hair in the couch cushions.
She's a truly memorable human who's biggest energy expenditure, aside from pretending to jog in the morning, is dedicated to entertaining men other than her partner, posting catfish-like filtered selfies, and gaslighting any person who questions her credibility or self-proclaimed fantasticness. A rare find indeed, handle with care and be prepared to change to contact information if you get more than loosely acquainted with this type of female.
She's a truly memorable human who's biggest energy expenditure, aside from pretending to jog in the morning, is dedicated to entertaining men other than her partner, posting catfish-like filtered selfies, and gaslighting any person who questions her credibility or self-proclaimed fantasticness. A rare find indeed, handle with care and be prepared to change to contact information if you get more than loosely acquainted with this type of female.
Did you hear all thirteen stories Heather told about her ex-husband when she visited our parents last weekend?
New York Heathers are whore-ish assholes with bad skin.
Guy says, "Man, Heather was sleeping with another dude the whole last year she's been seeing me!"
Friend says, "Kinda saw that coming, her name is Heather, after all."
New York Heathers are whore-ish assholes with bad skin.
Guy says, "Man, Heather was sleeping with another dude the whole last year she's been seeing me!"
Friend says, "Kinda saw that coming, her name is Heather, after all."
by GotchaBialol July 30, 2023
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Get the Heathers mug.A beautiful girl who is kind and is the only example of a perfect human. Heather's typically have brown hair and brown eyes that are more beautiful than the sunset. She is typically nice to everyone but when you make her mad she will scratch you. When she is sad she will try to conceal it so you're not worrying about her because she wants you to have fun. She will do just about anything to make people happy.
Person 1: "man that girl Heather is really nice and kinda cute:
Person 2: "back off that's my girlfriend"
Person 2: "back off that's my girlfriend"
by Ms.pac man June 12, 2019
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