Downstairs Handshake

A discreet way to say a handjob. Jerking someone's dick.

My girlfriend gave me the old downstairs handshake while I was driving to pick up her kid from daycare.

by 1ofthewizards July 3, 2021

Samoan handshake

A handjob from a fat chick while she has butter on her hands

Bro last night after the club when we hit the ihop I got a samoan handshake at the table

by Hydronez October 20, 2017

Devil’s Handshake

When you shove a tiny funnel inside your penis then proceed to pour chilli powder down the funnel. Then vigorously maturbate until nutting your spicy load all over your woman

I was a little bored last night so decided to give the wife a Devil’s Handshake

by Rectul Penetrator April 29, 2022

dorset handshake

English slang term for a punch. Used mainly by farmers and/or people from the West Country.

"Some bloke down the pub got funny with me, so I gave him a Dorset handshake."

by Petrolandlightsabers July 15, 2017

Dirtbag Handshake

Punching someone directly in the throat.

I didn't like the way Rudy looked at me so I gave him a dirtbag handshake.

by Jsarge September 26, 2020

handshake orgy

A group of hands coming together to shake each other off

Daniel, Ford, and I just had this awesome handshake orgy. It felt amazing!

by handshake orgy man March 15, 2014

A Salty Handshake

A name for a uncomfortable public handjob given by a gay man to a straight man.

You Boys Want To Go Into The Hall And Have A Salty Handshake?

by PiggieFatNose January 29, 2019