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Downstairs Handshake

A discreet way to say a handjob. Jerking someone's dick.
My girlfriend gave me the old downstairs handshake while I was driving to pick up her kid from daycare.
by 1ofthewizards July 3, 2021
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Samoan handshake

A handjob from a fat chick while she has butter on her hands
Bro last night after the club when we hit the ihop I got a samoan handshake at the table
by Hydronez October 20, 2017
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Devil’s Handshake

When you shove a tiny funnel inside your penis then proceed to pour chilli powder down the funnel. Then vigorously maturbate until nutting your spicy load all over your woman
I was a little bored last night so decided to give the wife a Devil’s Handshake
by Rectul Penetrator April 29, 2022
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dorset handshake

English slang term for a punch. Used mainly by farmers and/or people from the West Country.
"Some bloke down the pub got funny with me, so I gave him a Dorset handshake."
by Petrolandlightsabers July 15, 2017
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Dirtbag Handshake

Punching someone directly in the throat.
I didn't like the way Rudy looked at me so I gave him a dirtbag handshake.
by Jsarge September 26, 2020
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handshake orgy

A group of hands coming together to shake each other off
Daniel, Ford, and I just had this awesome handshake orgy. It felt amazing!
by handshake orgy man March 15, 2014
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A Salty Handshake

A name for a uncomfortable public handjob given by a gay man to a straight man.
You Boys Want To Go Into The Hall And Have A Salty Handshake?
by PiggieFatNose January 29, 2019
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