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talk to the hand

Phrase used to tell someone that you do not wish to listen to what they have to say and that they may as well stop. Gesture of palm of hand in stop stance displayed to person we are making comment to simultaneously
I am over listening to what you have to say so just talk to the hand arsehole
by David Arnott September 2, 2003
mugGet the talk to the handmug.

Hand Kid

A kid at my school that does these wierd things with his hands (he is NOT masturbating) and makes odd sound effects that consist of whooshing and exploding style noises. Most people theorize that he is pretending to act out a war between spaceships or between magical wizards. Hand Kid also does wierd stuff like hiss at people during lunch and in the halls or wear wierd hats shaped like cats and claim that they're dragons.
Dude! Hand Kid is doing the hand thing!
by Lord Bargon February 1, 2005
mugGet the Hand Kidmug.

hands in the pockets

a non-literal snowboarding term, "hands in the pockets" refers to a trick done with such steeze, it looks as though they could have just kept their hands in their pockets.
"Did you see that kid? Cab 270 on, pretzel out--hands in the pockets. Sick."
by B Kramer January 19, 2008
mugGet the hands in the pocketsmug.

Left Handed

Having a natural preference to complete more tasks with your left hand rather than your right. Being able to successfully and skillfully do things with the left hand. Left handed people are often brilliant, more so than right handed people. If not brilliant, which is very possible, they are usually creative in some aspect.

Left handedness is NOT always passed on through genetics; Every person in my entire family for generations have all been right handed, but all of a sudden, here comes me and my two sisters. We are all three left handed.
Allison is left handed because she writes with her left hand and does other things with her left hand as well.

ambidexterity
by Miss Wisdom December 14, 2011
mugGet the Left Handedmug.

Lesbian Hands

The softest fucking hands in the world. Most lesbians have very soft hands
by Little Button June 27, 2016
mugGet the Lesbian Handsmug.

Pick a hand

When someone is annoying the utter fuck out of you or generally being a dick you may have to initiate the pick a hand. Simply ask the asshole to pick between one of your two extended hands with no further explanation, when the douchebag picks a hand you proceed to smack the shit out of them with their chosen prize. Note that if the son of a bitch is aware of the game they will most likely not pick a hand due to the obvious implications.
That piece of shit tried to hit on my girlfriend! I'm going to ask him to pick a hand.

Did you just say pineapples don't belong on pizza? Pick a hand.
by tokeshed January 22, 2018
mugGet the Pick a handmug.

hand condoms

noun- The cheap disposable plastic gloves that food service enployees have to wear
Before she packaged my buffalo wings, the deli counter person put on a pair of hand condoms.
by YoucancallmeFloyd July 20, 2008
mugGet the hand condomsmug.

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