jack handy

a term used to describe one who chronically jacks off

his name is phil, but it should be jack handy

by chris Washington October 16, 2005

handbag

:noun: companion for outing or social occasion.
specifically: studly,butch,aussie, always willing to accompany a bangin' babe to theater, coffeehouse, bar or event of bangin' babes choosing.
Outing with handbag almost always involves some miscommunication over who gets to open the door for whom.

Wonder Woman had a spare ticket to the theater and Cuntstable McPhister offered to be her handbag.

by FURNACE March 5, 2005

handy andy

is a person name andy giving one a HJ. HJ=hand job.

Adrian was hanging out with Andy, when she gave him a handy Andy.

by John John John12 February 10, 2007

handbag

Someone who spends so much time in the sun they look like a leather handbag.

Did you see that handbag that just walked by? your grandma is a total handbag.

by girtby April 21, 2006

handbrake

1: Short for handbrake turn (if you dont know what that is you ought to be on the sunshine coach.
2: To have a wank

1: Look at chris smyth trying to do a handbrake!
2: Crofts off applying the handbrake.

by oracle March 12, 2004

Handblast

Verb
To give a female sexual pleasure in her genital region with your hand very rapidly.

Example 1
Kevin: "Dude, did anything happen between you and that brunette?"
Brian: "Bro, I took off her pants and fucking handblasted her. She was loving it."

by The Codester et Homie-D December 17, 2008

handydandycandlehandle

A married woman, better than all other married women, often referred to as the starwars character "Yoda".

Come hither and bring me goodies, handydandycandlehandle.

by Master of the handydandycandle April 11, 2009