Milking Handjob

A milking handjob is a technique that the dommy mommies, goth mommies or really any powerful mommy use to drain the balls and minds of their victims and even your gf who you thought was the sweetest thing could use this on you so be careful! How the milking handjob works is simple, the mommy (or your gf) will tie you up or just wrap around you so that you can’t move or use your limbs and then she will do a godly handjob until you unleash your ropes of life but unluckily (or luckily) for you, she is not stopping until you pass out or she’s certain you can’t move, think or cum again and if she’s a real mommy then she will be whispering sweet nothings into your ear as you whimper and squirm in agony (or ecstasy) due to her milking

Red: Dude wtf happened to you?! Why are you in a wheelchair and why do you like so skinny?!
Landon: My….My gf…..did the…..m-milking handjob…..
Red: O-Oh my god…Landon no….What did I tell you about that?! You could have died!
Landon: F-Forgive….me bro…..It was so…..worth it
Red: …..Really? Should I ask my gf for one?
Landon: Absolutely

by H0110WK1NG December 29, 2025

Long Island Handjob

When you hold your mom's dick while you pee

I really had to pee, but I knew mom was home, so I took the ride to the crib for a long island handjob

by Tbsbass1220 November 25, 2017

wombo combo handjob

When she say she virgin but she give you the wombo combo handjob

Damn, she gave me the wombo combo handjob

by Kappington November 1, 2018

thirty finger handjob

A handjob that, as the name implies, consists of thirty fingers. Your significant other purchases finger puppet hands 🤚🏼and puts one on all five fingers. They then proceed to give a sensory overload handjob with not one hand, but five little ones for increased pleasure. Consider it like the ribbed condom of handjobs....

My girlfriend wanted to up her handjob game so she decided to surprise me with the thirty finger handjob...so many fingers, for so much pleasure.

by TippyDippy85 September 7, 2020

Thirty Finger Handjob

A handjob, as the name implies, consisting of thirty fingers. Your significant other purchases finger puppets 🤚🏼 for each finger and puts them all on prior to initiating a handjob. They then give a rigorous sensory overload handjob with 30 fingers for increased pleasure...think of it is as the ribbed condom of handjobs.

My girlfriend wanted to up her handjob game. So she decided to bust out the thirty finger handjob to bring it to the next level...so many fingers fro so much pleasure.

by TippyDippy85 September 7, 2020

barley a handjob

Handjob given like this 👌

I gave him a handjob but barley! So I gave him barley a handjob

by Little bit more February 25, 2022

Hamburger Helper Handjob

The process of filling a white glove with warm meat, cheese and noodles then proceeding to insert your hand to then give someone a handjob.

Person 1: I heard Bonnie gave Kevin a Hamburger Helper Handjob last Monday.
Person 2: That shit is wild, they couldn't even wait till a Tuesday!

Person 3: I'm so horny, I think I'm gonna give myself a Hamburger Helper Handjob tonight.
Person 4: That's disgusting bro why the fuck would you say that to me.

by familyguyfan2008 April 21, 2023