The act of having traditional intercourse but it ends prematurely without climax due to one of the members participating having deep thoughts about pegging Matthew McConaughey.
I was totally Moist Humping this chick but I couldn't finish due to my thoughts about Matthew McConaughey.
by KL_12345 October 31, 2020
Get the Moist Humping mug.The act of having sexual intercourse but no one climaxes due to thoughts of pegging Matthew McConaughey.
I was Moist Humping this check but couldn't finish due tothe thoughts of pegging Matthew McConaughey running through my head.
by KL_12345 October 31, 2020
Get the Moist Humping mug.Same as a one night stand...but cooler
by Carlbean January 8, 2021
Get the Speed hump mug.When a football announcer will simply not shut the fuck up about just how great and game changing one player (or coach, spectator, etc.) is.
Also applies to any other person who simply will not shut the fuck up about how great someone (usually someone they do not know and have never met) is.
Also applies to any other person who simply will not shut the fuck up about how great someone (usually someone they do not know and have never met) is.
Going into the National Championship game the other night, I just knew Brent Musburger was going to word hump someone. I just didn't know it was going to be Miss Alabama.
At least he didn't refer to her as an Alabama Hotpocket...
At least he didn't refer to her as an Alabama Hotpocket...
by Hoo Lee Gan January 9, 2013
Get the word hump mug.1. The act of groping, humping, dirty-talking, and grinding one's significant other in a state of sleep arousal / highly sexual dreams.
My significant other told me I was somnambul-humping them this morning, it must be why I was having dirty dreams all morning.
by MechaTool February 10, 2012
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