Hakan

HE IS THE GOAT. Lord Hakan birthed his parents, when Lord Hakan's parents are scared they go sleep in his bed.

Person 1 "Who is the best person in the universe?"
Intelligent person "Hakan obviously."

by anonymous April 2, 2023

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Hagan Rivet

This guy is thick. That includes wallet and body. Eats well fucks hard. Careful if you look like a mode you will be instantly attracted to him.

Bella: “hey did you see that guy over there omg”
Lindsey: “yes holy shit Hagan rivet has the biggest cock ever”
Bella: “you hooked up with him?”
Lindsey: “yea he broke my back had to go to the hospital, but it was totally worth it”

by Big long monsta April 21, 2023

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hasan • hasan piker • Hasani • Hasanali • hasana • hasangoat • Hasan_hackss • hasan mehmood • Hasanabi • Hasanah

habanero high five

When you slam dunk the puss after cutting habanero peppers and it makes the lips sweat.

“He gave me a habanero high five and I haven’t been able to walk right since”

by ShellyD June 30, 2023

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Haranabis

A person Named Forrest that is a stinky goop and is a big fatty

Friend 1-“Oh man here comes Haranabis again” Friend 2-“that stinky poop sack he’s here to eat all the Oreos again” Haranabis-“ooooo gibblepop Oreo yum yum”

by Tripleglob69 July 6, 2023

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